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sorry gang... but i just love this one... hehehehe... 
A WW II American soldier had been on the front
lines in Europe for three months, when he was
finally given a week of R&R. He caught a supply
boat to a supply base in the south of England,
then caught a train to London. The train was
extremely crowded and he could not
find a seat. He was dead on his feet and walked
the length of the train looking for any place to
sit down.
Finally he found a compartment with seats facing
each other; there was room for two people on each
seat. On one side sat only a proper looking,
older British lady, with a small dog sitting in
the empty seat beside her. "Could I please sit in
that seat" he asked. The lady was insulted; "you
Americans are so rude" she said, "can't you see
my dog is sitting there"?
He walked through the train more and still could
not find a seat. He found himself back at the
same place.
"Lady, I love dogs - have a couple at home - so I
would be glad to hold your dog if I can sit down"
he said.
The lady replied "you Americans are not only rude
you are arrogant" she said. He leaned against the
wall for a time, but was so tired he finally said
"Lady, I've been on the front
lines in Europe for three months with not a
decent rest for all that time; could I please sit
there and hold your dog?"
The lady replied "you Americans are not only rude
and arrogant, you are also obnoxious."
With that comment, the soldier calmly stepped in,
picked up the dog, threw it out the widow, and
sat down. The lady was speechless. An older,
neatly dressed Englishman sitting across on the
other seat spoke up. "Young man, I do not know if
all you Americans fit the lady's description of
you or not. But I do know that you Americans do a
lot of things wrong. You drive on the wrong side
of the road, you hold your fork with the wrong
hand, and now you have just thrown the wrong
bitch out of the window."
A WW II American soldier had been on the front
lines in Europe for three months, when he was
finally given a week of R&R. He caught a supply
boat to a supply base in the south of England,
then caught a train to London. The train was
extremely crowded and he could not
find a seat. He was dead on his feet and walked
the length of the train looking for any place to
sit down.
Finally he found a compartment with seats facing
each other; there was room for two people on each
seat. On one side sat only a proper looking,
older British lady, with a small dog sitting in
the empty seat beside her. "Could I please sit in
that seat" he asked. The lady was insulted; "you
Americans are so rude" she said, "can't you see
my dog is sitting there"?
He walked through the train more and still could
not find a seat. He found himself back at the
same place.
"Lady, I love dogs - have a couple at home - so I
would be glad to hold your dog if I can sit down"
he said.
The lady replied "you Americans are not only rude
you are arrogant" she said. He leaned against the
wall for a time, but was so tired he finally said
"Lady, I've been on the front
lines in Europe for three months with not a
decent rest for all that time; could I please sit
there and hold your dog?"
The lady replied "you Americans are not only rude
and arrogant, you are also obnoxious."
With that comment, the soldier calmly stepped in,
picked up the dog, threw it out the widow, and
sat down. The lady was speechless. An older,
neatly dressed Englishman sitting across on the
other seat spoke up. "Young man, I do not know if
all you Americans fit the lady's description of
you or not. But I do know that you Americans do a
lot of things wrong. You drive on the wrong side
of the road, you hold your fork with the wrong
hand, and now you have just thrown the wrong
bitch out of the window."
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