erm WTF lol
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A mate just sent me this link and its quite disturbing lol
http://www.guitar.com/discuss/readms...sageID=2441495
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From: The poliotical wing of Chip Sengravy.
fcukin yanks - full of ****e, as usual. [ how do you do a rolleyes? ]
If that guys worried about a splash of pineapple chunk on his carpet( my personal best is getting it my eyes ),he should nip to mine and have a look under the old computer desk :
4 years hard (air)guitar playing and not a banana skin in sight.
ashtray - ok if its empty, if its full - concrete - not recommended
pop bottle - semen is heavier than water - ok
chip bag - I assume he means CRISP bag, but otherwise ok - Warning : do not use empty Chilli taco bags - not recommended
banana peel - A kind of organic " posh w@nk" - ok
wine bottle - see "pop bottle"
magazine - the usual suspect - ok
bible - Islamic fundamentalists only - ok
sock - good absorbtion qualities - recommended
old shoes - for foot fetishists - ok
toilet - problematic "angle of the dangle" in order to acchieve proper aim at the crucial moment - not recommended
mailbox - US only - Warning :Not to be used in the UK. Under Britsh law, ejaculating through your shared or owned letterbox is illegal - not recommended
sink - reserved for bed and breakfast accomodation - recommended
tombstone - see bible
If that guys worried about a splash of pineapple chunk on his carpet( my personal best is getting it my eyes ),he should nip to mine and have a look under the old computer desk :
4 years hard (air)guitar playing and not a banana skin in sight.
theres lots of things you can use...ashtray...pop bottle...chip bag...banana peel...wine bottle....magazine...bible....sock.... old shoes...toilet...mailbox...sink.... tombstone (like |megafan|) ...and various other things
pop bottle - semen is heavier than water - ok
chip bag - I assume he means CRISP bag, but otherwise ok - Warning : do not use empty Chilli taco bags - not recommended
banana peel - A kind of organic " posh w@nk" - ok
wine bottle - see "pop bottle"
magazine - the usual suspect - ok
bible - Islamic fundamentalists only - ok
sock - good absorbtion qualities - recommended
old shoes - for foot fetishists - ok
toilet - problematic "angle of the dangle" in order to acchieve proper aim at the crucial moment - not recommended
mailbox - US only - Warning :Not to be used in the UK. Under Britsh law, ejaculating through your shared or owned letterbox is illegal - not recommended
sink - reserved for bed and breakfast accomodation - recommended
tombstone - see bible
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