beemerboy

Blonde's Diary
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> Monday:
> We are now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to
> cook for Dan. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said "beat 12
> eggs separately". The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra
> bowls
>
> Tuesday:
> Dan wanted fruit salad for dinner. The recipe said "serve without
> dressing." So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Dan brought a friend
> home for dinner.
>
> Wednesday:
> A good day for rice. Recipe said "wash thoroughly before steaming the
> rice." It seemed kinda silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved
> the rice any.
>
> Thursday:
> Today Dan asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said "prepare
> ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." Which
>
> is what led up to Dan asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.
>
> Friday:
> I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said "put all ingredients in bowl
> and beat it." There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When
> I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
>
> Saturday:
> Dan did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to
> dress
> it for Sunday. (oh boy) For some reason Dan keeps counting to ten.
>
> Sunday:
> Dan's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I could find
> was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in
> the oven
> and set the controls for roast. It still came out like hamburger, much to
> my disappointment.
>
> Goodnight, Dear Diary. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for
> tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Dan. If we could just
> get
> a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with "Chocolate Moose."

No Offence to anyone

BB

DrEvil

*smirk* was going to print it off and give it to a blonde in the office.. thought better of it as shes a senior manager!

alcazar

iTrader: (2)

Love it!
I'm married to one.





But she's a headteacher, and a Bl**dy good cook, so I'd better not show her this, or I'll be standing in a corner with no food.
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Alcazar

Amanda-Jane

That is brilliant although a bit like myself eve though I got rid of the blonde a few months ago now!

AJ

ScoobyK

BB, this is fantastic - have just personalised it and sent to my father in law ... will now wait for the outraged email back ! lol