Jade Gets Neckid
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Probably been posted already, but I just sprayed tea over my monitor when I read this 
ENCASED in a pure white duvet, Jade looks the picture of virtue this morning as she sleeps off a multitude of drinking games.
It's a vastly different story to last night when the tipsy youngster lost a drinking game and wound up starkers in front of the other housemates.
The housemates had to name a celebrity whose first name starts with the same letter as the surname of the previous answer.
Unfortunately for the Bermondsey girl, it all went wrong when she failed to correctly pronounce Richard Branson, calling him 'Branstid' instead.
At the same time as the bra came off, Jade's modesty seemed to trickle away, although the blonde contestant did announce: "This is the most awful experience of my life!"
However, illegally repeating "Kevin Costner" for the third time led to Jade's ultimate downfall, as she slipped out of her pants in front of the whole House.
"Oh my God," gasped PJ, undoubtedly unsure as to whether Jade would see it through to the bitter end.
Despite originally refusing, screeching: "I'm not taking my knickers off, I can't," Jade soon relinquished her grasp on dignity and sat in her birthday suit on the sofa.
Running around the lounge and subsequently attacking Alex in the bedroom, Jade made her embarrassment quite clear.
"My kebab's showing!" she screamed. Unable to get the correct reaction out of the drunken model, the dental nurse continued in the same vein.
"My minge was on national TV!" Jade hollered.
"So f*****g what," retorted Alex. "Your minge has probably been everywhere by now!"
ROFLMAO
ENCASED in a pure white duvet, Jade looks the picture of virtue this morning as she sleeps off a multitude of drinking games.
It's a vastly different story to last night when the tipsy youngster lost a drinking game and wound up starkers in front of the other housemates.
The housemates had to name a celebrity whose first name starts with the same letter as the surname of the previous answer.
Unfortunately for the Bermondsey girl, it all went wrong when she failed to correctly pronounce Richard Branson, calling him 'Branstid' instead.
At the same time as the bra came off, Jade's modesty seemed to trickle away, although the blonde contestant did announce: "This is the most awful experience of my life!"
However, illegally repeating "Kevin Costner" for the third time led to Jade's ultimate downfall, as she slipped out of her pants in front of the whole House.
"Oh my God," gasped PJ, undoubtedly unsure as to whether Jade would see it through to the bitter end.
Despite originally refusing, screeching: "I'm not taking my knickers off, I can't," Jade soon relinquished her grasp on dignity and sat in her birthday suit on the sofa.
Running around the lounge and subsequently attacking Alex in the bedroom, Jade made her embarrassment quite clear.
"My kebab's showing!" she screamed. Unable to get the correct reaction out of the drunken model, the dental nurse continued in the same vein.
"My minge was on national TV!" Jade hollered.
"So f*****g what," retorted Alex. "Your minge has probably been everywhere by now!"
ROFLMAO
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Watched it on E4 last night when they were doing this and had to turn off !!
Reminds me of a Wayne and Waynetta sketch when they were on the gameshow. Lets assume Jade is Waynetta for a moment:
Final question for big jackpot...
Quizmaster: "Name a word beginning with B"
Waynetta: "B...BB...B..B..B..Bertayta" (potato spelt with a B)
Quality. Note to self: Must get out more...........
Reminds me of a Wayne and Waynetta sketch when they were on the gameshow. Lets assume Jade is Waynetta for a moment:
Final question for big jackpot...
Quizmaster: "Name a word beginning with B"
Waynetta: "B...BB...B..B..B..Bertayta" (potato spelt with a B)
Quality. Note to self: Must get out more...........
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I LMAO watching tonight's episode.
Jade was totally gross, and Alex - well he's gonna go Jack Nicholson soon methinks. Someone should pour some vodka down his throat and lock him in a cupboard to see what happens
Joolz
I LMAO watching tonight's episode.
Jade was totally gross, and Alex - well he's gonna go Jack Nicholson soon methinks. Someone should pour some vodka down his throat and lock him in a cupboard to see what happens
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I've gotta say that I was laughing my a*** off when Alex was in the bathroom scrubbing his teeth, talking to himself, and then asking himself what he was doing talking to himself, gotta be one of the funniest bit's yet, and as for Jade in the buff, I wish I wore glasses, at least I could have taken them off at that point.
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I thought last nights show was one of the best and most amusing so far... does seem to get better the more alcohol they drink..
I thought Jade looked alright in the buff! too many curves but still alright... perhaps having to live away from my wife in the week is effecting me! desperate!
Tim is a such a plonker!
JGM
I thought Jade looked alright in the buff! too many curves but still alright... perhaps having to live away from my wife in the week is effecting me! desperate!
Tim is a such a plonker!
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Errmmm........ <JGM looks Embarressed>
Of course I was joking she is a MinGA right!
<JGM looks sheepish>
She seems to look better the longer I am away from home...
Doh....
[Mental note]Don't type out load about Jade[/Mental note]
JGM
Of course I was joking she is a MinGA right!
<JGM looks sheepish>
She seems to look better the longer I am away from home...
Doh....
[Mental note]Don't type out load about Jade[/Mental note]
JGM