Anyone still believe in God?
01 September 2019, 04:23 PM
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Anyone still believe in God?
Just checking as Brexit seems to get the headlines and God went out the window 20 years ago when B&Q opened on a Sunday.lol
01 September 2019, 08:54 PM
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I think you my friend have got god and B&Q mixed up HAPPY travels.
01 September 2019, 09:02 PM
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im just guessing but i,ll bet JTaylor still does.
01 September 2019, 09:45 PM
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01 September 2019, 09:46 PM
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The true believers know in their hearts that Boris won't deliver them out of the wilderness, but rather drag them into the depths of Hell.
Here endeth the lesson.
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04 September 2019, 09:14 PM
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04 September 2019, 10:31 PM
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"still" would imply that I once did believe!
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05 September 2019, 11:09 AM
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Sky fairies...started more wars than anything else
Mmmm, I'm sure WWII started when Germany invaded Poland?
05 September 2019, 11:45 AM
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Mmmm, I'm sure WWII started when Germany invaded Poland?
He didn't say it started every war!
05 September 2019, 11:49 AM
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I thought the war started when Archie Duke shot an Ostrich.
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05 September 2019, 12:14 PM
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I thought the war started when Archie Duke shot an Ostrich.
That was the First World War old chap
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05 September 2019, 05:10 PM
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"still" would imply that I once did believe!
I think loz is an ever present Catholic , like his 1940's hero Rees Mogg....?!
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06 September 2019, 10:24 PM
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I thought the war started when Archie Duke shot an Ostrich.
That was WW1. Everyone knows WW2 was started as a publicity stunt by Vera Lyn's agent.
07 September 2019, 08:52 PM
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when caught at 137 mph by plod you start praying for god ! otherwise he can phark off!
07 September 2019, 09:16 PM
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I think loz is an ever present Catholic , like his 1940's hero Rees Mogg....?!
Hah
07 September 2019, 09:17 PM
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Nice to have a bit of a smile. Been a bit Brexity just lately.lol
08 November 2019, 05:13 PM
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im just guessing but i,ll bet JTaylor still does.
09 November 2019, 08:43 PM
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10 November 2019, 06:52 AM
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iv got two words for god if I ever meet him ,,, child cancer!!! ,,, then he can **** off !!
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11 November 2019, 07:09 PM
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Believe in God! 😂🤣😃 Had a good laugh at that! Thank you!
12 November 2019, 06:06 PM
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Which God are you asking about anyway?
According to the internet, there are enough Gods in the world to populate a small town. Roughly 8 to 12 thousand of the buggers.
18 November 2019, 08:17 AM
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iv got two words for god if I ever meet him ,,, child cancer!!! ,,, then he can **** off !!
God works in .. yeah **** off
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18 November 2019, 02:59 PM
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Anyone that is reasonable will be a no
19 November 2019, 07:17 AM
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13 December 2019, 01:30 PM
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iv got two words for god if I ever meet him ,,, child cancer!!! ,,, then he can **** off !!
I had two words too, Jeremy Corbyn.....that prayer has now been answered, miracles do exists!.....
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13 December 2019, 01:36 PM
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I had two words too, Jeremy Corbyn.....that prayer has now been answered, miracles do exists!.....
That's two JC's that have been crucified
13 December 2019, 01:47 PM
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That's two JC's that have been crucified
Only this time, don't count on there being a resurrection.
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13 December 2019, 02:16 PM
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Theres a god app on the apple store so there must be one.
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That's two JC's that have been crucified
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