Wait for a nice sunny day (like today) decide to 'work from home' then proceed to **** on everyone from a great hight via email (telling all and sundry that they are not working hard enough! [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]) What a fekin' looser.

Pt2... decide that a trip to the Japan office is suddenly 'essential' to assess people's performance there Nothing at all to do with the world cup then?

wot a

 

ah, great management strategies. I once got an e-mail from my boss with a list of tasks I hadn't completed, followed by the line: "I won't be around much today, I'll be out on my bike", he'd just bought a new Triumph Daytona.

 

Ha - reminds me of one of my previous bosses. It was a small 8 person company and he says to me one day whilst we're discussing poor staff morale: "Of course, I only look on the people here as my pension!"

He seemed quite surprised that I decided to pursue my career elsewhere shortly afterwards (along with 3 of my former colleagues).

Some people have no idea

Cheers,
Steve

 

OI!!! YOU LOT!!! STOP P*SS*NG AROUND ON SCOOBYNET AND GET SOME F*CKING WORK DONE!!!

 

An old boss of mine used to try to motivate certain staff by giving bonuses to the other staff but doing F all
Strangely that didn't work at all
Nice when you are of the ones not need motivating but damn annoying for the others.