Yes,listen to Radio 2, but Sarah *** is so funny. Got the listeners to text in'don't get it' to something everyone else loves and get it off your chest... some great ones:-
1. Beatles-mega over rated
2.Prosecco (text from a girl)
3. Foo fighters (Sarah *** herself)
4. Harry Potter
5. Breaking Bad
6. Mrs Brown's boys

etc etc.Just some examples...

(agree with all of the above.lol)

 

Don't get number 6 .

Read he was giving up doing the job . Sadly it turned out just to be his producer.

 

I agree with number 1 along with Elvis

 

Ed Sheeran

 

You can't quite deny they've come up with smattering decent songs between them though

Can you ?!?!

 

Can't argue there, it's the overrated, the world would have imploded without them thing that gets me

 

Number 6 - Just don't understand the humour in the same way i don't get Miranda.

Which i appreciate funny is always going to be subjective their style of humour really isn't. It's just about farts and look what tipsy the cat just brought in.

 

HD eyebrows (particularly when done in the style of Guy Fawkes or The Joker)
Men pouting in selfies
Beats headphones
Twitter
Subaru, Nissan and Toyota's current car models
VAG's obsession with putting the same uninspiring 2.0turbo 4pot engine in all of their hot hatches (bring back the VR6 ).
DSG
Flappy paddles (originally invented in F1 to save cockpit space).
CVT gearboxes were shyte then, still shyte now. Only ever worked ok in F1 and a v6tdi Audi (albeit still iffy).

 

Agree with all of the above
Man buns - Unless your a samurai
Men and women pouting in selfies. In fact just selfies
VAG - My daily is a Mk7 Golf GTD and my 14+ VW, due to the very generic drive and useless customer service and endless issues it is likely to be my last VW.

 

Justin bieber
Skin tight gym joggers
Headlight eye lashes
Tofu
Hello kitty
Fitbit (mainly worn by people who don't exercise)
The new million pound iPhone
Love island
Male makeup counters

 

Sharpie eyebrows. I mean really, WTF?

 

keep sarah *** and bin chris evans

she is much better than him

 

7: Sarah ***...

Years ago she tried to pull my mate in a bar..She was bugging him all night..He wasn't having any of it, and let her down not so gently.....He said her breath smelt absolutely rank..I can NEVER see or hear her without thinking of that story..hence i've had to tell it again here..
Apparently it was a mixture of regular halitosis, stale sweet wine and vomit...

 

Generally speaking, women just aren't funny...There are only one or two female comedians who are genuinely witty..The rest are simply slapstick or rely on being women...
Men dressing up as women is more often than not, even more pathetic..Again, with a few notable exceptions, but in these cases it's obviously a man.

 

Mel
Sue

Why/how they became tv celebs is beyond my comprehension. Talking of which....

....Towie, Geordie shore, Made in Chelsea etc.

Nirvana (especially when I see 18yr old wearing their t-shirts)

Grime ( )

Wolf run, Tough mudder, mud runs etc.

Giant smartphones (it's too big as a phone, too small as a tablet = ergonomically useless ).

Gin

 

I think this is one of the best posts in the history of the interwebs.

 

This is **** on so many levels..but then again so is ALL grime and MC shoite..
I particularly like how she's reading it from her phone!!

 

- Totes hilar. What a charmer she is.


- Check this (it's a YT 'classic')...


Makes me howl.

 

Yes! I thought I was the only one who didn't 'get' the Beatles. Their music is horrendous!

1). The Beatles
2). Wine
3). Wearing headphones whilst driving
4). Game of thrones
5). Porsches
7). British drinking culture
8). 2.5 pistons


I could go on forever but these are priority!

 

1) The Beatles
2) Cars with big spoilers on the back
3) Really shiny, low mileage cars (drive 'em or stick 'em in a museum!)
4) Posting stuff on Facebook (however lurking is decidedly wonderful)
5) Processo (Cava's a better taste by far if you can't stretch to good champagne)
6) The Daily Mail
7) Religion (all and any)

As per Peedee above: I could go on forever but these are priority!

Btw: I didn't get Mrs Brown's Boys either until I watched the 'Mammy's Valentine' episode (it was Boxing Day, I think and I was probably too full to move). ROFL!

 

I have worn headphone whilst driving; Reason being my one old job was running around the country in a Belingo van, some idiot drained the battery, resetting the radio and lost the code = no tunes.

That combined with the drone that a set of ladders on the roof makes at 70mph made for a very nauseating journey. Hence the headphones.


Anyhoo;

Quad exhaust tips on a car that has a single pipe exhaust system and small (2.0ish 4pot) engine (Rs3, Golf R, S1, STi etc).

 

I've just thought of another one.

Weight loss classes I.e weightwatchers / slimming world etc.

I am baffled as to why people pay money to go to these? You want to know how to lose weight?.......burn more calories than you put in.

There, I've just saved you hundreds of pounds. Thank me later.

 

th..th..thi..this...This..this....
this just fekking slayed me..


kick it kev!!

 

Women wearing gym pants with prints of animals they weigh more than -
The obsession with Game Of Thrones
Why Steve Wright is paid so much
Man buns
Beards - you are not a lumber jack or live in the wild winter wastes
Jeans rolled up to the middle of your shin
Diesel cars
Hipster speak - eg Totes hilar, Bear with, etc etc
Stanced cars
Car ducktails
Mrs F&&king Brown's Boys - utter boll*cks

 

Just a quick one

Seat covers in cars, WTF is that all about? You buy a car and cover the seats with ill fitting nasty nylon covers, you keep said covers on until you sell the car then the new owner gets to enjoy the prestine upholstery the way the car manufacturer intended

Oh yeah, don't forget those covers made from beads!! There like a medieval torture implement

And The Beatles (again)

 

Joint FB accounts

 

Self-entitled 'millennials'.

 

 

Caravans and the mpv's running around with empty top boxes, you know who you are and you ain't kidding no one

 

The Brexit thread