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Old 17 August 2017, 11:43 AM
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Why have plates fallen out of favour as the item of choice for serving food on?

Perhaps I'm a traditionalist, but I don't like having food brought to me on a shovel or a chopping board, nor do I like my chips in a little galvanised bucket.

A rare steak served on a flat piece of wood is only ever going to end with run-off
Old 17 August 2017, 11:47 AM
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Well it makes a change from the seemingly endless "How much is my number plate worth"

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https://www.reddit.com/r/WeWantPlates/
Old 19 August 2017, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by JackClark
lol.Some corkers on there
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Whoever started this trend needs to incarcerated and fed gruel with a two pronged fork.

Especially as I'm a bit of a germophobe; there is no way a scratched up chopping board or manky bit of slate can be properly cleaned.
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I think it's now got to a point where the restaurants and chefs are now just playing with the punters. They KNOW it's all bollocks. It's like an in-joke.
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I hate the trend of serving your food on a wooden tray and then puttibg all the other accompanyments in little dishes next to the wood, I would prefer it all on a nice white porcelain plate
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Originally Posted by stevebt
I hate the trend of serving your food on a wooden tray and then puttibg all the other accompanyments in little dishes next to the wood, I would prefer it all on a nice white porcelain plate
Me too. Just serve up on a normal ceramic plate FFS!!
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Popcorn chicken anyone? Served with Verruca salt


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Originally Posted by Steve001
Popcorn chicken anyone? Served with Verruca salt




LOL next time this happens I'm demanding for a plate. I've put up with this BS one too many times now, it's time to take action
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Originally Posted by Steve001
Originally Posted by joz8968
I think it's now got to a point where the restaurants and chefs are now just playing with the punters. They KNOW it's all bollocks. It's like an in-joke.

I rest my case.

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Originally Posted by Steve001
Popcorn chicken anyone? Served with Verruca salt


Surely a **** take
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One would certainly hope so!
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It's fast food.

I'll get my coat.....
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well it must be kfc ?
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Originally Posted by dpb
well it must be kfc ?
Toe lickin good
Old 21 August 2017, 01:53 AM
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It gets worse, or better depending on your taste










Old 21 August 2017, 04:53 PM
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Roofing slates being used as plates is in no way an idea that has come from a balanced mind. Far too flat. The only upside is a little bit of amusement when the waiter/waitress tries to get their fingers underneath it to take it away - especially if they bite their nails.

I remember when a "cup-a-soup" was a novelty serving suggestion.
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Because every chef in the UK thinks he's Michel Roux. Then again, I just find the whole eating out scene in the UK pretty dire in general when compared to other places around the globe.
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Don't get me started on the Michelin Star food, what would you rather have?

This?




Or this bad boy?

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Bad boy . You know what your paying for
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Originally Posted by Steve001
...Or this bad boy?


Damn, I could nail that right now. Salivating like a c**t lol
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Oh don't get me started, what happens when you want gravy on chips that are served on an old floor board. If i wanted my food on a slate tile, I would have thrown it on the roof, my peas would roll off onto the floor just as easy.
And steaks on sizzling hot plates, If I as for it rare why the fug would i want it left cooking until it's welldone. What about tea cups with handles so small my 5 week old daughter would have to hold it for me.
..... glad thats off my chest now haha
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Originally Posted by Croney
If i wanted my food on a slate tile, I would have thrown it on the roof, my peas would roll off onto the floor just as easy.
That's what gutters are for pea catchers
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Thank god its not just me then on this plate vs bit of wood/slate
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Originally Posted by Steve001
That's what gutters are for pea catchers

...All ready for you to pop the little bees' pelts on, to keep them warm.
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I was once served a meal on a flat slate..In my annoyance, I deliberately smothered the steak in peppercorn sauce, allowing it run from the slate and over the table.
When the waiter returned a few minutes later with the disinterested and insincere, "are you enjoying your meals?" I politely requested that a fresh meal be served in an appropriate piece of apparatus in which to contain the meal and any liquid condiments.
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We have a 'winner'...



Eeeurgh!
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jam rag , how lovely
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lol, I haven't heard that term for a while.



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