You dirty rat
11 March 2016, 06:39 PM
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You dirty rat
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews...cid=spartanntp
4 ' , yeah right ! ... egg fried rice and chicken wont even do that
4 ' , yeah right ! ... egg fried rice and chicken wont even do that
11 March 2016, 06:42 PM
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What a load of crap.
A 4 foot rat would weigh about the same as a gallon of water. Try holding that on the end of a 2 foot stick with one hand lol.
Newspaper? More like comic book.
A 4 foot rat would weigh about the same as a gallon of water. Try holding that on the end of a 2 foot stick with one hand lol.
Newspaper? More like comic book.
11 March 2016, 07:18 PM
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http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews...cid=spartanntp
4 ' , yeah right ! ... egg fried rice and chicken wont even do that
4 ' , yeah right ! ... egg fried rice and chicken wont even do that
I wouldn't want to meet whatever it was that killed it
11 March 2016, 08:16 PM
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The thread title is misleading. Could be merely to attract the readers, fair enough. Very similar tactic to the media calling a 12" rat a 4-footer brat (big + rat = brat; here, in this context).
Anyway, about this 4-ft. thingy, seriously, you don't need to take everything so literally. Specially as men, you should know that a few millimetre to you is an inch. Regardless of the accuracy / inaccuracy of the length of the rodent, it's quite an enlarged one, let's face it. Also, if you ate egg fried rice and Chinese chicken every time you eat, you'd also expand in the width, if not in the length.
This brings us nicely to imagining the health issues of the human dwellers of that area. They must be consuming this greasy Chinese every day, for a rat to get that f**king fat! I wonder if most of such humans are abnormally enlarged people or what. I think the size of the rodents may correlate with the size of the humans there, if the rodents are living on those humans' left overs.
Egg fried rice with deep fried chicken for thought, innit.
Anyway, about this 4-ft. thingy, seriously, you don't need to take everything so literally. Specially as men, you should know that a few millimetre to you is an inch. Regardless of the accuracy / inaccuracy of the length of the rodent, it's quite an enlarged one, let's face it. Also, if you ate egg fried rice and Chinese chicken every time you eat, you'd also expand in the width, if not in the length.
This brings us nicely to imagining the health issues of the human dwellers of that area. They must be consuming this greasy Chinese every day, for a rat to get that f**king fat! I wonder if most of such humans are abnormally enlarged people or what. I think the size of the rodents may correlate with the size of the humans there, if the rodents are living on those humans' left overs.
Egg fried rice with deep fried chicken for thought, innit.
13 March 2016, 09:54 AM
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The thread title is misleading. Could be merely to attract the readers, fair enough. Very similar tactic to the media calling a 12" rat a 4-footer brat (big + rat = brat; here, in this context).
Anyway, about this 4-ft. thingy, seriously, you don't need to take everything so literally. Specially as men, you should know that a few millimetre to you is an inch. Regardless of the accuracy / inaccuracy of the length of the rodent, it's quite an enlarged one, let's face it. Also, if you ate egg fried rice and Chinese chicken every time you eat, you'd also expand in the width, if not in the length.
This brings us nicely to imagining the health issues of the human dwellers of that area. They must be consuming this greasy Chinese every day, for a rat to get that f**king fat! I wonder if most of such humans are abnormally enlarged people or what. I think the size of the rodents may correlate with the size of the humans there, if the rodents are living on those humans' left overs.
Egg fried rice with deep fried chicken for thought, innit.
Anyway, about this 4-ft. thingy, seriously, you don't need to take everything so literally. Specially as men, you should know that a few millimetre to you is an inch. Regardless of the accuracy / inaccuracy of the length of the rodent, it's quite an enlarged one, let's face it. Also, if you ate egg fried rice and Chinese chicken every time you eat, you'd also expand in the width, if not in the length.
This brings us nicely to imagining the health issues of the human dwellers of that area. They must be consuming this greasy Chinese every day, for a rat to get that f**king fat! I wonder if most of such humans are abnormally enlarged people or what. I think the size of the rodents may correlate with the size of the humans there, if the rodents are living on those humans' left overs.
Egg fried rice with deep fried chicken for thought, innit.
Did you just make a ***** joke ..
you ok?
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