Joke for Martin.
Joke for Martin.
A starving asylum seeker is greeted at Dover by a good fairy who grants him 3 wishes. The asylum seeker says I'm hungry.
(POW) a huge banquet appears!
He then says now I want a nice house.
(POW) a big mansion with a swimming pool appears.
He then says I want to be British.
(POW) everything vanishes! He asks where has everything gone?
The fairy says you're British now mate, you're entitled to fukc all.
(POW) a huge banquet appears!
He then says now I want a nice house.
(POW) a big mansion with a swimming pool appears.
He then says I want to be British.
(POW) everything vanishes! He asks where has everything gone?
The fairy says you're British now mate, you're entitled to fukc all.
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