Got drunk last night.
Had an argument about a £340 restaurant bill, I wanted her daughter and boyfriend to pay £68 towards it (It was a 5 course tasting menu at a price of £34 p/p) we covered the wine bill)

Their were 6 of us their.

The other couple (our age, late 40's) paid £68 towards the bill.

I ended up paying the rest - Daughter and boyfriend paid fvck all.

Ali got all aggressive as usual after a few wines.

I shaved my head

She's gonna freak out.

Actually I quite like it. Much cooler with this hot weather.

Might post a picture if I can be bothered.

 

You sound more like a teenager than a 40 something year old

 

 

Lol you shaved your head cos they didn't pay their bill haha
I'm sure a quick "your a tight cut" to the boyfriend would of been enough?
Thats a bit random but funny story

 

 

Pictures or it never happened

 

Do you look like "Bust a blood vessel" or "Yul Brynner"

 

That will teach them.

 

What do you do to yourself when you cant get the remote for the telly from the wife?

 

Sell his house I reckon

 

A dirty protest would of done..

 

I shaved my head yesterday for like no reason, I feel cheated

 

Never mind the shaved head .....

£135 on wine glad I don't drink

 

Next time my Mrs pssss me off..... I'll shave my eyebrows off

 

My dinner was a bit cold last night, I'm off for a Brazilian.

 

Do mine every other day, seems I've been throwing my power moves away.

 

My kids shave my head then the wife finishes it off.

I shout and hit things when angry; I don't shave my noggin.

 

 

Not just me with a skewered mind

 

It wasn't lost on me, neither lol

 

Sounds very perverse.

 

Where's the op....... Down the wig shop

 

[Broad Scouse accent] Perverse... sexual... practices!"

 

This is going to be a 3/4 pager
If it had been a newby a ten pager as we roasted him
Is it an offence to be drunk in a barbours ?

 

No but rather strange to shave ones head in anger?

 

Im sure kids will always expect stuff for free when out with the parents. I can guarantee your missus blames you for the incident and I bet she says you drank too much. They are all the same

 

.SJ.

 

Should have shaved the daughters legs. That`ll teach `em.

 

I think the OP is too busy arguing with the wife to respond.

Next time I suggest you p!ss on the seat and leave a floater in the bog.

 

Shaved your head lol.

TBH I think you are a tight person you should have picked up your kids tab. Did you tell them they had to pay before inviting them out?

I am off to half shave my head one eyebrow and half my back just in protest of your post.