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Old 26 July 2014, 07:17 AM
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Default Shaved my head. Wife is gonna spaz
Got drunk last night.
Had an argument about a £340 restaurant bill, I wanted her daughter and boyfriend to pay £68 towards it (It was a 5 course tasting menu at a price of £34 p/p) we covered the wine bill)

Their were 6 of us their.

The other couple (our age, late 40's) paid £68 towards the bill.

I ended up paying the rest - Daughter and boyfriend paid fvck all.

Ali got all aggressive as usual after a few wines.

I shaved my head

She's gonna freak out.

Actually I quite like it. Much cooler with this hot weather.

Might post a picture if I can be bothered.
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Old 26 July 2014, 07:51 AM
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You sound more like a teenager than a 40 something year old
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Old 26 July 2014, 08:06 AM
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Old 26 July 2014, 08:31 AM
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Lol you shaved your head cos they didn't pay their bill haha
I'm sure a quick "your a tight cut" to the boyfriend would of been enough?
Thats a bit random but funny story
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Old 26 July 2014, 08:50 AM
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Old 26 July 2014, 08:52 AM
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Old 26 July 2014, 09:31 AM
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Do you look like "Bust a blood vessel" or "Yul Brynner"
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Old 26 July 2014, 10:21 AM
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That will teach them.
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Old 26 July 2014, 10:32 AM
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What do you do to yourself when you cant get the remote for the telly from the wife?
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Old 26 July 2014, 10:35 AM
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Sell his house I reckon
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Old 26 July 2014, 11:22 AM
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A dirty protest would of done..
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I shaved my head yesterday for like no reason, I feel cheated
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Old 26 July 2014, 11:30 AM
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Never mind the shaved head .....

£135 on wine glad I don't drink
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Old 26 July 2014, 11:41 AM
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Next time my Mrs pssss me off..... I'll shave my eyebrows off
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Old 26 July 2014, 11:51 AM
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My dinner was a bit cold last night, I'm off for a Brazilian.
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Originally Posted by 53
I shaved my head yesterday for like no reason, I feel cheated
Do mine every other day, seems I've been throwing my power moves away.
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Old 26 July 2014, 12:06 PM
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My kids shave my head then the wife finishes it off.

I shout and hit things when angry; I don't shave my noggin.
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Old 26 July 2014, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
My kids shave my head then the wife finishes it off.
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Old 26 July 2014, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000


Not just me with a skewered mind
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Old 26 July 2014, 01:33 PM
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It wasn't lost on me, neither lol
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Old 26 July 2014, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
My kids shave my head then the wife finishes it off.

I shout and hit things when angry; I don't shave my noggin.
Sounds very perverse.
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Old 26 July 2014, 02:08 PM
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Where's the op....... Down the wig shop
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Old 26 July 2014, 02:08 PM
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Old 26 July 2014, 02:25 PM
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This is going to be a 3/4 pager
If it had been a newby a ten pager as we roasted him
Is it an offence to be drunk in a barbours ?
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Old 26 July 2014, 02:41 PM
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No but rather strange to shave ones head in anger?
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Old 26 July 2014, 03:09 PM
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Im sure kids will always expect stuff for free when out with the parents. I can guarantee your missus blames you for the incident and I bet she says you drank too much. They are all the same
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Old 26 July 2014, 03:15 PM
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Old 26 July 2014, 05:02 PM
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Should have shaved the daughters legs. That`ll teach `em.
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Old 26 July 2014, 05:27 PM
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I think the OP is too busy arguing with the wife to respond.

Next time I suggest you p!ss on the seat and leave a floater in the bog.
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Old 26 July 2014, 06:43 PM
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Shaved your head lol.

TBH I think you are a tight person you should have picked up your kids tab. Did you tell them they had to pay before inviting them out?

I am off to half shave my head one eyebrow and half my back just in protest of your post.


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