War Helmets - Egypt style
24 February 2011, 10:24 PM
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War Helmets - Egypt style
These are makeshift helmets made by the Egyptians whilst scrapping in their current predicament
The ‘Tribottle’ helmet – a must in any type of combat, beard chin strap is optional. Warriors are advised not to drink the contents of the bottles or you may go to war with an inane grin on your face like this chap, which could lead to your mates thinking you are taking the **** and trust me you only want to be fighting a war on one front if this is the best personal defence you can come up with.
A ‘boxhat’. The bloke next to him doesn’t appear too sure of its effectiveness. At first glance you may think ‘cardboard you won’t help you, you tit’ but look closer and you can just make out the word VOLVO under the brown tape, a name synonymous with making cars with fantastic safety records. But never in all of human history have they ever been known for making conflict grade cardboard boxes and conclude all over again that this man is a tit.
This genius is so convinced of the effectiveness of his choice of protective headgear that he has chosen to muffle the cries of ‘in coming’ by covering his ears. Now blissfully unaware of the carnage surrounding him, he can afford to smile.
I’m not sure that tuna sarnie he is about to lob is gonna cause too much destruction. This arrangement effectively renders you a one armed bandit if you wish to see who you are aiming at. The American military have been known to use this helmet but prefer to keep one hand for firing and one for their can of coke, consequently they are prone to shooting anyone in the way.
A strong turnout from the Egyptian Special Operations Group, note the multifunctional capability with lifejacket, medical mask, line and saucepan.
This is a particularly good choice if you are going to war in South East Asia as it doubles as a disguise of a local paddy field worker. In an Egyptian conflict it singles you out as a crack head who thinks he’s a mushroom.
And the winner by 100 miles is this bloke. Taking a leaf out of princess Leah’s book, at let’s face it she bashed up the dark side, he is going to war with 2 baguettes strapped to his ears and a Danish pastry sellotaped to his forehead. First pick for my team if someone wants to lob a load of bricks at me if only because ‘Breadhead’ doing the YMCA would be one of the best last memories anyone could have.
Cheers
Rich
The ‘Tribottle’ helmet – a must in any type of combat, beard chin strap is optional. Warriors are advised not to drink the contents of the bottles or you may go to war with an inane grin on your face like this chap, which could lead to your mates thinking you are taking the **** and trust me you only want to be fighting a war on one front if this is the best personal defence you can come up with.
A ‘boxhat’. The bloke next to him doesn’t appear too sure of its effectiveness. At first glance you may think ‘cardboard you won’t help you, you tit’ but look closer and you can just make out the word VOLVO under the brown tape, a name synonymous with making cars with fantastic safety records. But never in all of human history have they ever been known for making conflict grade cardboard boxes and conclude all over again that this man is a tit.
This genius is so convinced of the effectiveness of his choice of protective headgear that he has chosen to muffle the cries of ‘in coming’ by covering his ears. Now blissfully unaware of the carnage surrounding him, he can afford to smile.
I’m not sure that tuna sarnie he is about to lob is gonna cause too much destruction. This arrangement effectively renders you a one armed bandit if you wish to see who you are aiming at. The American military have been known to use this helmet but prefer to keep one hand for firing and one for their can of coke, consequently they are prone to shooting anyone in the way.
A strong turnout from the Egyptian Special Operations Group, note the multifunctional capability with lifejacket, medical mask, line and saucepan.
This is a particularly good choice if you are going to war in South East Asia as it doubles as a disguise of a local paddy field worker. In an Egyptian conflict it singles you out as a crack head who thinks he’s a mushroom.
And the winner by 100 miles is this bloke. Taking a leaf out of princess Leah’s book, at let’s face it she bashed up the dark side, he is going to war with 2 baguettes strapped to his ears and a Danish pastry sellotaped to his forehead. First pick for my team if someone wants to lob a load of bricks at me if only because ‘Breadhead’ doing the YMCA would be one of the best last memories anyone could have.
Cheers
Rich
that guy has bread rolls on his head lol , as if thats goin to stop a brick 
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