Plumber calls to a house and knocks on the door
A voice says "who is it"
Plumber says "Its the plumber come to fix your problem"
He waits a while it goes quiet so
Plumber knocks again a voice says "who is it"
Plumber again says "Its the plumber come to fix your problem"
He waits a while again it goes quiet so
Plumber knocks again a voice says "who is it"
Plumber again says "Its the plumber come to fix your problem"
He waits a while again it goes quiet so

Getting realy mad he kicks the front door in and finds no one home except a parrot in a cage in the corner looking at him
As the plumber heads over to the parrot he falls over a glass table breaks it and kills himself with shards of glass and dies on the floor
After a few hours the owner comes home to find the front door bashed in and a dead plumber on the floor
She shouts "who is it"




Wait for it





Parrot says "its the plumber"

 

LOL!

 

 

DOH !!

 

who is it

 

Parrot sitting in the cage with a piece of string tied to each leg
Bloke walks in and sees this and mutters "why the string tied to the parrots legs"

Pet shop owner says "If you pull the left string it sings"
"If you pull the right string it dances"

Bloke says "can i try it out"
Yes says the pet shop owner

So bloke pulls the right string and sure enough the parrot does an irish jig
Then the bloke pulls the left string and sure enough the parrot sings "when irish eyes are smiling"

The bloke turns to the shop owner in amazement and screams "thats bloody amazing"

"Does he sing and dance if you pull both strings together"


Wait for it







Voice says " Dont be daft you **** i would fall of me pearch"

 

 

Knock Knock...

Who's there?...

The doorbell repair man.

 

a man walks into a bar

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a man walks into a bar

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OUCH!