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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 11:59 AM
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as seen on the NASIOC site... some funny comments turn up..

So give negative points about the car in the post above you

.. then they post a pic of their car... and the thread goes on and on like that.

I'll start with a little cracker.. my 4/2 Smart... I still have (£30 road tax)



ready with the flame suit
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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 12:28 PM
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Sorry Salsa King

You car stands for everything I hate about the way the car industry is going!

cheap to run.. bah
Cheap to tax.. bah
go for ever on a tank of fuel..bah
easy to park.. double bah
(You might as well have a "I vote for the green party and sleep with broccoli" sticker on it)
what you want is a real car




( By not posting your new hatch up you've denied F1 his daily hatch whinge post..shame on you )

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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 12:50 PM
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No offence, but how do you live with the 'canabis farmer' image? And those wheels! Were they designed by a hormonal schoolboy?

My car is superb, and this IS a Subaru forum is it not?

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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 12:58 PM
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Had Scoobyworld run out of mudflaps so you had to use your lasses tampax wrappers instead?


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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 01:00 PM
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Sorry pmcb you seem to have made an error and bought yourself a volvo estate with a subaru badge.
You also appear to be colour-blind. The correct mudflaps for your colour car are as follows:
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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 01:03 PM
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No offense, but you seem to have run over 4 bits of crappy looking blue plastic with your Mother/child school delivery wagon!



Now thats a proper scoob!
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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 01:32 PM
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Brownpants,did stevie wonder do your drive
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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 01:47 PM
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Markie? The wide arches seem to have fallen off your car!!!!!!! Or is it just the slow gay version? No offense! I had one of these, but the proper fast wide arch rally job.!



Aaaah, complete with my 80s crazy paving driveway! Nice!
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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 03:20 PM
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Oi ! My mudflaps look a lot better now they've got a bit dirty!

LOL
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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 03:37 PM
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BrownPants, your scooby seems to have a bout of lex'****'stylerearlightisis, almost as bad taste as the crazy paving (and almost as outdated!)

My old school run bus...... 1.9 litres of turbocharged diesel muscle


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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 04:12 PM
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haha blue scoob! Standard lights mate, but i'm chav thru and thru so it works with me!

You do know that buying a gay vauxhall people carrier DOESN'T make you Daddy cool? It was only an advert!!!! No offense!
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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 04:16 PM
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Typical Vauxhall.. leaking oil from the front as seen by the stain on the drive


obviously the best car here

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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 04:24 PM
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Alley........ Are you a midget? No offense!
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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Alley Motorsport
Typical Vauxhall.. leaking oil from the front as seen by the stain on the drive
Its not oil, its the mess from pi$$ing myself laughing when you made the 'best car' comment about your car

ps I hated that **** heap vauxhall (owned for two months then sold on....)
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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 04:29 PM
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lol...
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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 05:22 PM
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i love this thread!

Everyone this is just a bit of fun! Dont take offense

Alley motorsport - i love the fact that there about a mile gap between your arches and wheels!

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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 05:44 PM
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Gsung, do you think maybe you should have bought an Evo? Why else would you put your numberplate there like that
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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 05:48 PM
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That's an annoying place to break down, middle of a roundabout!
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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 06:03 PM
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its okay ive got my flame suit on!

Cough diesels are for tractor not cars HA HA
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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 09:24 PM
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Gsung1
I don't like vanilla MagicTree airfreshners lol
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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 09:26 PM
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Whats with everyone ganging up on me lol you are supposed to put a pic of your car before you comment
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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 09:56 PM
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just for you, my car I sold two weeks ago... so I could buy the 330s

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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 09:58 PM
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330 s gone from bad to worse then lolol
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Old Jan 28, 2011 | 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by salsa-king
just for you, my car I sold two weeks ago... so I could buy the 330s


When i grow up i want to be a merc SLR.
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Old Jan 29, 2011 | 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Gsung1
i love this thread!

Everyone this is just a bit of fun! Dont take offense

Alley motorsport - i love the fact that there about a mile gap between your arches and wheels!

That is far too clean do you actually take it into the bath with you? Try actually driving your car one day a bit of dirt is a good thing
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Old Jan 30, 2011 | 05:19 PM
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Your tax disk is sat too high! Eugh!

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...uRnbnLA4DIBUfw
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Old Jan 30, 2011 | 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Dspeed
Your tax disk is sat too high! Eugh!

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...uRnbnLA4DIBUfw
That's so gay,that you had to park it in the middle of nowhere just so no-one would see you getting out.

What you should be driving is an old classic


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Old Feb 6, 2011 | 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Biggs
What you should be driving is an old classic


Holy Halfords Batman! It's the Chavmobile!

Here's my beauty

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Old Feb 6, 2011 | 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by seraphSTI
Holy Halfords Batman! It's the Chavmobile!

Here's my beauty

Has that been photoshopped by a mong? Now, thisis a car

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Old Feb 6, 2011 | 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Myles
Has that been photoshopped by a mong? Now, thisis a car

omg ffs... it looks like a Ford flippin Orion in that picture!
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