what was that dear!
what was that dear!
travelling along a nice open a road today,sun's out road's empty.....enjoying the twisties.........
As we round a bend,out steps a small feathered creature,stares me in the eye and leg's it!
on the brembo's hard,but to no avail
we here a thud,check the rear view mirror,nothing to be seen
"must have clipped it" i think,and off it flew into the field
anyway,continue on my way,100 yards later,2 young lads in a modified nissan driving toward me are pointing and laughing ??????
so stopped at the next lay-by to find
so........petrol station just up ahead,so i take the car in,blag a few bin bags,and return to remove the creature from one's front scoop
only for it to have disapeared i look up and a bloke in a beemer is rolling around laughing his head off
"whats up dude" i ask
he replys
"the bird in your grill.............it was still alive,dragged itself out,and legged it into the bushe's"
i hit this thing at around 60 MPH
be careful out there guys,them there grouse are rock hard
marcus
As we round a bend,out steps a small feathered creature,stares me in the eye and leg's it!
on the brembo's hard,but to no avail
we here a thud,check the rear view mirror,nothing to be seen
"must have clipped it" i think,and off it flew into the field
anyway,continue on my way,100 yards later,2 young lads in a modified nissan driving toward me are pointing and laughing ??????
so stopped at the next lay-by to find
so........petrol station just up ahead,so i take the car in,blag a few bin bags,and return to remove the creature from one's front scoop
only for it to have disapeared
i look up and a bloke in a beemer is rolling around laughing his head off"whats up dude" i ask
he replys
"the bird in your grill.............it was still alive,dragged itself out,and legged it into the bushe's"
i hit this thing at around 60 MPH
be careful out there guys,them there grouse are rock hard
marcus
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LMFAO I remember when i was in a landrover discovery same thing happend but the outcome was much diffrent, splat red mist and then coverd a friends sti who was following us,he and his good lady were nearly sick
I remember when i was in a landrover discovery same thing happend but the outcome was much diffrent, splat red mist and then coverd a friends sti who was following us,he and his good lady were nearly sick
madness guy's
i was soooooo pleased the bird survived,unsure as to its injurie's though!
we live to do battle again
so,why did the chicken cross the road
no damage to the car,a few surface scuffs,but nothing a bit of elbow grease wont shift
a shame really,as i was looking for an excuse to import a wrc front bumper
marcus
i was soooooo pleased the bird survived,unsure as to its injurie's though!
we live to do battle again
so,why did the chicken cross the road
no damage to the car,a few surface scuffs,but nothing a bit of elbow grease wont shift
a shame really,as i was looking for an excuse to import a wrc front bumper
marcus
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travelling along a nice open a road today,sun's out road's empty.....enjoying the twisties.........
As we round a bend,out steps a small feathered creature,stares me in the eye and leg's it!
on the brembo's hard,but to no avail
we here a thud,check the rear view mirror,nothing to be seen
"must have clipped it" i think,and off it flew into the field
anyway,continue on my way,100 yards later,2 young lads in a modified nissan driving toward me are pointing and laughing ??????
so stopped at the next lay-by to find
so........petrol station just up ahead,so i take the car in,blag a few bin bags,and return to remove the creature from one's front scoop
only for it to have disapeared i look up and a bloke in a beemer is rolling around laughing his head off
"whats up dude" i ask
he replys
"the bird in your grill.............it was still alive,dragged itself out,and legged it into the bushe's"
i hit this thing at around 60 MPH
be careful out there guys,them there grouse are rock hard
marcus
As we round a bend,out steps a small feathered creature,stares me in the eye and leg's it!
on the brembo's hard,but to no avail
we here a thud,check the rear view mirror,nothing to be seen
"must have clipped it" i think,and off it flew into the field
anyway,continue on my way,100 yards later,2 young lads in a modified nissan driving toward me are pointing and laughing ??????
so stopped at the next lay-by to find
so........petrol station just up ahead,so i take the car in,blag a few bin bags,and return to remove the creature from one's front scoop
only for it to have disapeared
i look up and a bloke in a beemer is rolling around laughing his head off"whats up dude" i ask
he replys
"the bird in your grill.............it was still alive,dragged itself out,and legged it into the bushe's"
i hit this thing at around 60 MPH
be careful out there guys,them there grouse are rock hard
marcus
I hit one of those at the same speed ,lol , Never saw it to it was to late , bloody thing smashed my number plate and bent my air con rad towards the radiator then bounced up the bonnet and over the roof . feathers and blood all over the place .. and smelt horid ...lol, ( Air con still works though )
That was fantastic but I'm in the wifes bad books now as I just woke up our 9 month old daughter with my howling laughter!!!