People have accused me in the past of being a **** jockey (meaning I drive with my hand resting on my (gear) ****, not the other kind of **** jock), but there is nothing I like more than rubbing the end of my ****. I like to have only the biggest and shiny'st ***** in my car. I love looking at other peoples ***** wondering what they feel like? Sometimes I wonder what their ***** would feel like in my hand... but other times I get really jealous if someones **** is bigger than mine.
I enjoy polishing my **** in the car by myself, but if there are other people in the carpark i don't mind if they look in through the window at me haunched over with my **** in both hands stroking furiously away and slightly out of breath.
If there is a stubborn stain on my **** I find a little spit goes a long way.

 

Its a bit early to be drunk

 

lmao

 

pmsl .i know how you feel..iv taken to having leather on mine. it feels sooooo nice to the touch


fabio

 

mad as toast!think i saw u last sun nite fabio,was in the cos on my way to bangor.was it u?!!!

 

change his medication nurse

 

i got a new ****, its a momo, it feels pretty damn good, rob - mate, u can see it anytime.

 

ay, was on my way to work.was that you in the white one at the lights then.. . wasnt sure if it was a real one or a rep. i was just waiting to see you leave a few black lines on the road.

fabio