ulsterscooby

People have accused me in the past of being a **** jockey (meaning I drive with my hand resting on my (gear) ****, not the other kind of **** jock), but there is nothing I like more than rubbing the end of my ****. I like to have only the biggest and shiny'st ***** in my car. I love looking at other peoples ***** wondering what they feel like? Sometimes I wonder what their ***** would feel like in my hand... but other times I get really jealous if someones **** is bigger than mine.
I enjoy polishing my **** in the car by myself, but if there are other people in the carpark i don't mind if they look in through the window at me haunched over with my **** in both hands stroking furiously away and slightly out of breath.
If there is a stubborn stain on my **** I find a little spit goes a long way.

Hugh Jass

Its a bit early to be drunk

badboy2u

lmao

fabiostar

pmsl .i know how you feel..iv taken to having leather on mine. it feels sooooo nice to the touch


fabio

dee hagan

iTrader: (1)

mad as toast!think i saw u last sun nite fabio,was in the cos on my way to bangor.was it u?!!!

bushiwarrior

change his medication nurse

geoffo

i got a new ****, its a momo, it feels pretty damn good, rob - mate, u can see it anytime.

fabiostar

ay, was on my way to work.was that you in the white one at the lights then.. . wasnt sure if it was a real one or a rep. i was just waiting to see you leave a few black lines on the road.

fabio