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Matt,
I had a chat with you in the Fuchsrohre restaurant on Saturday night (or probably more Sunday morning?!). I was so wasted by the time I left there at 5am that I'm trying to remember if I gave you a copy of Total BMW magazine? Or did I leave it at the bar?
If you have got it, I had put a couple of pieces of paper in one of the pages, which were some lines through Brunnchen drawn by Sabine - Ring taxi driver. Is there any chance, if you've got them, you could post them to me?
Cheers,
Euan Hendry.
I had a chat with you in the Fuchsrohre restaurant on Saturday night (or probably more Sunday morning?!). I was so wasted by the time I left there at 5am that I'm trying to remember if I gave you a copy of Total BMW magazine? Or did I leave it at the bar?
If you have got it, I had put a couple of pieces of paper in one of the pages, which were some lines through Brunnchen drawn by Sabine - Ring taxi driver. Is there any chance, if you've got them, you could post them to me?
Cheers,
Euan Hendry.
Sabinnneeeeeee mmmmmmmmmmm what a ladyeeee, and the other barmaids too, especially the one in the red top, yikes
mighty large cushions 
As for the dancing queens. One was my lady frog Sandy, and the other was Faye.
As for that night being a blast, man it was crazy funny
But the hangover next day, noooo I mean later that morning was not
Even still I managed to keep Sabine
in the Ring Taxi in my sights for half a lap the next morning, until some bikers got in the way 
M
mighty large cushions 
As for the dancing queens. One was my lady frog Sandy, and the other was Faye.
As for that night being a blast, man it was crazy funny
But the hangover next day, noooo I mean later that morning was not
Even still I managed to keep Sabine
in the Ring Taxi in my sights for half a lap the next morning, until some bikers got in the way 
M
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.....if anyone else apart from Euan wants some perfect lines draw for them then come and speak to me 
Matt Oz's lines are W*** and no one should listen to a word he says....ever

Matt Oz's lines are W*** and no one should listen to a word he says....ever
Hi Euan,
I had a look at the magazine, and then you put it back on your table mate! I did notice the two pieces of paper in there, and they were still there when you had it last. I guess that it's somewhere behind the bar.
Not that we were drunk or anything!
Cheers
Matt
I had a look at the magazine, and then you put it back on your table mate! I did notice the two pieces of paper in there, and they were still there when you had it last. I guess that it's somewhere behind the bar.
Not that we were drunk or anything!

Cheers
Matt
Bugger! Oh well, gives me another excuse to speak to Sabine next year

Who *were* those girls??? I think the locals will be talking about their dance routines for years to come!!!
All respect to the Scoobynet crowd - you guys really know how to enjoy yourselves
Euan

Who *were* those girls??? I think the locals will be talking about their dance routines for years to come!!!
All respect to the Scoobynet crowd - you guys really know how to enjoy yourselves

Euan
Euan
Never you mind who those girls were
Im sure the locals enjoyed having us around 
Sabine = Perfect Woman in every way
Harj....
PS. BMW Drivers need to see pictures on line taking to improve their driving skills LOL
Never you mind who those girls were
Im sure the locals enjoyed having us around 
Sabine = Perfect Woman in every way

Harj....
PS. BMW Drivers need to see pictures on line taking to improve their driving skills LOL

We were talking with Sabine about the difference between the wet line and the dry line through Eschbach, Brunnchen 1 and Brunnchen 2. And it proved easier to draw it on some paper. Any thoughts Harj?

The reason I wanted the paper is because Sabine wrote on them "To Euan, Love Sabine" along with some rude comments about my lines
- sad I know! But would have been a nice memento of the trip.
Euan

The reason I wanted the paper is because Sabine wrote on them "To Euan, Love Sabine" along with some rude comments about my lines
- sad I know! But would have been a nice memento of the trip.Euan
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Cool - just found out via Sabine that the mag and papers are still in her bar
Should be able to get them back
Got some excellent photos of her, and the girls with the big "cushions" back today
Two bikers died over the weekend
Should be able to get them backGot some excellent photos of her, and the girls with the big "cushions" back today

Two bikers died over the weekend
It appears you chaps and chappesses had as good a time as the June trip.
As you know, I could not make this one as I had a late entry accepted on the Bulldog Trophy.
I have to confess at the drivers briefing on Saturday morning, we had 70 mph winds and horizontal rain to contend with, for 2 days and a night of arduous off roading in bleakest Scotland, I REALLY wanted to be in Nurburg.
At privegiving on Sunday when we had won the event for standard vehicles I was a little less dissappointed
Great days and see you all soon.
BTW, WRX goes at the weekend so I will have something a little smaller for next Easter.
As you know, I could not make this one as I had a late entry accepted on the Bulldog Trophy.
I have to confess at the drivers briefing on Saturday morning, we had 70 mph winds and horizontal rain to contend with, for 2 days and a night of arduous off roading in bleakest Scotland, I REALLY wanted to be in Nurburg.
At privegiving on Sunday when we had won the event for standard vehicles I was a little less dissappointed

Great days and see you all soon.
BTW, WRX goes at the weekend so I will have something a little smaller for next Easter.
Those breasticles were possibly the biggest I have seen on a bird of her size! Funbagtastic mate! LOL
Euan, glad to hear that you know where the mag is. All you have to do now is figure out how to make a 328 go as quickly as a 330D!
Askew - F*ck Off!
Matt
Euan, glad to hear that you know where the mag is. All you have to do now is figure out how to make a 328 go as quickly as a 330D!

Askew - F*ck Off!

Matt
Me and my mrs aka Sabine
(I Wish)
Shame I didn't get any laps with her and she said she was dissapointed too when she saw the Integ outside her place on Sun night, the bird with the HUGE JUGS was deffinetly worth a good look though. Shame about her face but I guess thats the sort Mat Oz prefers
LOL
Once we sort out Rubery's teeth I think we can go back to the Ring
LOL
Roll Cage and some suspension due on this week I think
(I Wish)Shame I didn't get any laps with her and she said she was dissapointed too when she saw the Integ outside her place on Sun night, the bird with the HUGE JUGS was deffinetly worth a good look though. Shame about her face but I guess thats the sort Mat Oz prefers
LOLOnce we sort out Rubery's teeth I think we can go back to the Ring
LOLRoll Cage and some suspension due on this week I think

Matt,
I've got a couple of pictures of the one in the red top. I'll try and figure out how to post them here. As well as a couple of beauty's of Sabine
I had a bet with a mate at our table early on in the evening to ask the one in the red top what her what cup size was. And then I doubled the stakes if he would ask her the names of the German **** movies she had starred in
Unfortunately, he either chickened out or it got forgotten after the Xth beer.
I don't bother recording my times on many laps, as that's not what I find important. However, best time in the 328 on video has been 9.13 btg at Easter when it was cold and wet, as you know. Cos you were there! That time was set on the Easter Monday when conditions were s**t, and it was raining from Fuchsrohre until Kesselchen. And the rest of the track was damp and cold.
So I don't doubt that I'd thrash the pants off you in the 328 in any conditions, having seen a video lap of your 330D, courtesy of John Felstead, which was about the same btg time but in hot dry conditions
So keep on dreaming.
Sorry - didn't mean for this to turn into the a taking the p**s out of Matt Oz thread, but is fun anyway
Euan.
I've got a couple of pictures of the one in the red top. I'll try and figure out how to post them here. As well as a couple of beauty's of Sabine

I had a bet with a mate at our table early on in the evening to ask the one in the red top what her what cup size was. And then I doubled the stakes if he would ask her the names of the German **** movies she had starred in
Unfortunately, he either chickened out or it got forgotten after the Xth beer. I don't bother recording my times on many laps, as that's not what I find important. However, best time in the 328 on video has been 9.13 btg at Easter when it was cold and wet, as you know. Cos you were there! That time was set on the Easter Monday when conditions were s**t, and it was raining from Fuchsrohre until Kesselchen. And the rest of the track was damp and cold.
So I don't doubt that I'd thrash the pants off you in the 328 in any conditions, having seen a video lap of your 330D, courtesy of John Felstead, which was about the same btg time but in hot dry conditions
So keep on dreaming.Sorry - didn't mean for this to turn into the a taking the p**s out of Matt Oz thread, but is fun anyway

Euan.
Eaun,
Get those piccies posted a.s.a.p
We need to see those melons! Of course the 328 is quicker than the 330D. It's just the driver that makes the difference.
LOL
Looking forward to seeing you out there next time, when we can have a play.
Matt
Get those piccies posted a.s.a.p
We need to see those melons! Of course the 328 is quicker than the 330D. It's just the driver that makes the difference.
LOL Looking forward to seeing you out there next time, when we can have a play.
Matt
It was cool meeting you too Euan, even though you do drive a Beemer 
I look forward to seeing your beemer dissapear in my mirrors mate which should be no problem
LOL
Tell you what, hows about Matt Oz driving your massively fast Beemer chasing me (Nah still no chance mate)
See you soon.

I look forward to seeing your beemer dissapear in my mirrors mate which should be no problem
LOLTell you what, hows about Matt Oz driving your massively fast Beemer chasing me (Nah still no chance mate)
See you soon.
Matt,
Those piccies will be here tomorrow, maybe! Unfortunately, there's not many of you in them. That's because us Ringers started the serious drinking at 7pm in the Fuchsrohre instead of the 1am or whenever it was you lot of sad cases turned up
Learn how to drink, mate 
Ye - look forward to a little dual next year, if you're still driving that economy vehicle! Just *try* and follow the black BM 328i that says on the bumper - "Like My Driving? Dial 0800-Eat-****"
Harj - he certainly knows how to bullsh*t! That's obvious. Said something about an 8.20ish btg on Saturday night - beer talking bigtime! What is that sh*t driving going on I've seen in Stef's Cossiekiller video - some crappy blue 22B or something being driven like a woman! Could take him out in a Skoda, or less! Maybe I should get a Lada next season to make it more of a challenge? Expect Harj is in bed by now. Let's face it - he needs his beauty sleep!
Euan.
Those piccies will be here tomorrow, maybe! Unfortunately, there's not many of you in them. That's because us Ringers started the serious drinking at 7pm in the Fuchsrohre instead of the 1am or whenever it was you lot of sad cases turned up
Learn how to drink, mate 
Ye - look forward to a little dual next year, if you're still driving that economy vehicle! Just *try* and follow the black BM 328i that says on the bumper - "Like My Driving? Dial 0800-Eat-****"

Harj - he certainly knows how to bullsh*t! That's obvious. Said something about an 8.20ish btg on Saturday night - beer talking bigtime! What is that sh*t driving going on I've seen in Stef's Cossiekiller video - some crappy blue 22B or something being driven like a woman! Could take him out in a Skoda, or less! Maybe I should get a Lada next season to make it more of a challenge? Expect Harj is in bed by now. Let's face it - he needs his beauty sleep!
Euan.
Erm Euan I recall the exact conversation my BMW Driving Tosser as Clarkson says 
The average times of past were 8min 40seconds sir but I think you were more interested in chatting up your German cousin with the big jugs than talking lines
LOL
Also the 22B in the Cossie Killer video was me driving on my 4th ever lap mate so I don't think its too bad for my 1st time there
I tell you what mate, hows about me in my little Honda against your Big old Beemer next time? people who talk lines in a pub full of beautiful women are either GAY or very very SAD LOL
I also seem to recall you calling yourself Barry who was a German while trying it on with a certain young lady, but we all know how that ended up. LOL
Eat my Dust.......
Harj....
[This message has been edited by harj (edited 03 October 2001).]

The average times of past were 8min 40seconds sir but I think you were more interested in chatting up your German cousin with the big jugs than talking lines
LOLAlso the 22B in the Cossie Killer video was me driving on my 4th ever lap mate so I don't think its too bad for my 1st time there

I tell you what mate, hows about me in my little Honda against your Big old Beemer next time? people who talk lines in a pub full of beautiful women are either GAY or very very SAD LOL

I also seem to recall you calling yourself Barry who was a German while trying it on with a certain young lady, but we all know how that ended up. LOL
Eat my Dust.......
Harj....

[This message has been edited by harj (edited 03 October 2001).]
Harj,
You well and truly took the bate, mate

No harj feelings - I really enjoyed meeting you on Saturday. Legend in you own lifetime, according to, ermmmmm, who was it, oh ye, you?
Mate - if you reckoned that was a pub full of beautiful women, you haven't lived! Scoobychicks excepted, of course
Much respect if that was you're first time there - apologies. I thought you'd been going there quite a few times previously. I'll have to watch the Cossiekiller video again taking that into account.
Stay cool - see you for some fun next season. We all's like a bit of healthy competiton. So ye - I'd like to see your ITG disappear in my rear view mirror next season
Euan
You well and truly took the bate, mate

No harj feelings - I really enjoyed meeting you on Saturday. Legend in you own lifetime, according to, ermmmmm, who was it, oh ye, you?
Mate - if you reckoned that was a pub full of beautiful women, you haven't lived! Scoobychicks excepted, of course

Much respect if that was you're first time there - apologies. I thought you'd been going there quite a few times previously. I'll have to watch the Cossiekiller video again taking that into account.
Stay cool - see you for some fun next season. We all's like a bit of healthy competiton. So ye - I'd like to see your ITG disappear in my rear view mirror next season
Euan
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