Come back, you cock. We'll ask the mods nicely and, if it would make you feel better, let you call them names back.

I've already begun telling their mums. Oh they're gunna be in sooo much trouble.

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Morning.

Just wondering if you're nipping up to Oulton Park on Saturday?
Loads of Porsche chaps going - I'm going for a few pax laps and to spectate.

Would be good to see you again.

Cheers,
Andy.

Evenin' David.
Trust I find you and the GT in good health?

reason for my message is I'm after a few pointers.
I remember you saying you live near Stamford Bridge (not THAT one) and as it happens I'm coming up on Friday to get my car detailed by Glyn at Elite Detailing.
How far is it to get into York as I'm going for a wander whilst he does my car for the day.
Did you use him when you had your car detailed?

Cheers,
Andy.