Well, while Mr Wallis is away sunning himself and, at a guess, drinking I reckon we could be on for a good wind-up.

We need a thread from someone who's got a bit of mechanical knowledge to bluff their way through rebuilding their engine and turbo...

...out of bits off a Leyland truck.

Of course, the pistons will be stronger from a truck, so they've gone in, and it just happens that a transit's bottom end mates perfectly into the existing block..

etc. Could be a hell of a shock for him when he gets back

Shameful behaviour, but it could be a wonderful wind-up.

Anyone?

 

Evil Idea!.........I like it!!

I think you're right about the drinking part