Jolly Green Monster 2

I need your computer advice, as a friend is having trouble with his system.
Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which, he'd
used for years without trouble. However, apparently there were conflicts
between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend
with the sound turned off, but to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is
incompatible with several other applications, such as; Lads Night Out 3.1,
Motorcycles 2.0 and Playboy 6.0.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has many
Bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for
several weeks. Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as
Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each other
they caused severe damage to his hardware. Sensing a way out, he upgraded to
Fiancée 1.0 only to discover to his dismay that this system requires rapid
upgrading to Wife 1.0. However, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available
resources it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2002. But
imagine my friend's disappointment on discovering that not only can Wife 1.0
be unstable and costly to maintain, but also that any mistakes he makes are
automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and cannot be deleted - they then
resurface months later.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and Email **** Filter,
and automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WHINGE.zip. No option on the Help menu
seems to work, leaving him to try and guess the fault himself.

The system footprint needs updating regularly; requiring Shoeshop browser
Pro for new attachments and Hairstyle Express needs to reinstalled every
week. It also refused some of the new games and attachments he wanted to
try, stating they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to
Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather
annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off. Recently
he's been tempted to try Mistress Millennium add-on, but there could be
problems. If Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000, it will delete
all MS Money files before un-installing itself.

Is this a common problem?

P1Fanatic

Old but still funny

fast bloke

Try this

delete girlfriend*.*
RD girlfriend

delete wife*.*
RD wife - careful about this as it will try to run delete MSMoney*.* if you don't install Legal Representation 3 first

If that doesn't work, try

Format Life /s/u
Setup drinkingmates5.0