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> A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His
> camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that
> he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object
> sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the
> object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old
> brief case.
>
> He opens it and out pops a genie....But this is no ordinary
> genie. He is wearing a Senior Manager ID badge and dull grey suit.
> "Well" says the genie. "You know how it works. You have three wishes."
>
> "I'm not falling for this." says the man. "I'm not going to trust a
> Senior Manager."
> "What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks
> like you're a goner anyway!"
> The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
> right.
> "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink."
> ***POOF*** The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has
> ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters
> of delicacies.
> "OK, kid, what's your second wish."
> "My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
> ***POOF*** The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled
> with rare gold coins and precious gems.
> "OK, kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
> After thinking for a few minutes, the man says: "I wish
> that no matter where I go beautiful women will want and need me."
> ***POOF*** He is turned into a tampon.
>
> The moral of the story?
>
> If a Senior Manager offers you anything, there's going to be a string
> attached.

Luke

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