It was me shuddering along the motorway at 50-freakin-MPH.

For everyone who passed me with enquiring looks I was on the spacesaver (unfortunately on the nearside where no-one could see it).

For the wakners who thought it necessary to drive up my ****, flashing their lights (NOT truck drivers as you might think), wasn't me putting on my hazards and waving you round before you got close enough to read the part number on my taillights some sort of freakin clue?

For the old shape STI that buzzed me - cool car mate - needs a louder zorst . Nice 'chhhhsh' as you passed.....

What a pain - still it gave one particular Micra-dot driver a thrill LOL.