Does anyone know of someone who can fit one of theses in the south east, preferably in East London. I thought it would be DIY, but prefer to let a professional fit it.

The Saber EDV Electronic Dump Valve Simulator - Saber-edv.com - Fitting Instructions


Sleeper

 

why would you want one of these si ?
its extra weight will slow you down

 

Just like the noise

 

Love your view my scooby profile SleeperSy..........

 

i know som1 his name is barry

 

me and barry fell out over a video return
- so moding on my own now

 

Is that a joke product?

Add that with one of those exhaust "fake turbo whistle" things and your all set for burger king car park

 

Crackin'

How's the turbonator going ?

 

dv simulator is this a joke or what?

345bhp from a gl? there are turbo's that dont run that power,must be the turbonator and cherry bomb.

 

i think you are taking the p*ss get a real scooby, lol

 

SleeperSy, i just took a glimpse of your ''My Scooby'' and quite franky i think you are being a tad optimistic with your power output figure...Call me crazy but my Sti hasn't hit that figure yet............................................... .....

 

Get a turbonator then

 

I'd rather fart into my engine than put a 'Sermonator', sorry, ment 'turbonator' anywhere near it dude...

But on a serious note,do you honestly think your Scooby is pushing out that much Bhp? Half that would be optimistic. I'm not trying to take the ****, just educate...

 

Look at the results of SSO 2007 - think it came 7th - contrary to a common belief - turbochargers are not the only way to modify a car.

Sleeper

 

The SSO what?? Not familiar with that... Never said turbos were the only way forward to a greater power. But seen as my car already comes with one as standard i think that it would be a wise path to follow... The turbonator may give you some Bhp but equate that to what you can achive from a turbo or supercharger? Rally cars? Old F1? Drag? The list is endless as to the proven nature of forced induction. In 100 years of automobile engine history and when the notion of forced induction was brought to life, why haven't we found a better way of producing more efficient power from a 4 stoke engine? Reason being is that it worked,and has worked so well that there hasn't been a need to... A wise man once said, 'if you want a fast car, start with one'....

 

i think you are taking the p1ss,never in a million years could achieve that power from a normally aspirated engine no matter what mods you have done,not even with the turdonator and fake dv noise thing.

if you seriously want a 345bhp scooby i suggest you get a turbo one and throw some money at modding it.

 

lol sorry but what is a turbonator?

because if that is the description of it in you profile, then ......hahahahahahahaha

cherry bomb exhaust adding 15bhp?? are you from this planet?

 

I think sleeper is having a laugh/sarcastic & wasnt expecting anyone to take it seriously.

Its like the go faster stripes on a brown (like the colour) vauxhall novas it gives it an extra 50 brake...

 

I'm laughing my **** off that some people don't appear to realise this

 

SSO = Scooby Shoot Out. 70 odd competitors came 7th. Turbos too laggy for me. Turbos restict the exhaust too.


2.0 GL is a fast car, faster than its equvalent focus/astra.
check out youtube and search for sleepersy, you will see what a turbonator can do. 10.9 @137, dont get hung up on turbos, there a passing phase.

Sleeper

 

A lad in our village has something similar I believe, I hear him every night, weird sound, but I guess you can tune it nice and easy.

Perfect accompanyment to your car si, I reakon we could fit one if you fancy a drive further afield than Londinium.

 

SleeperSy Ha ha! Also funny how some people take you seriously.

 

What do you mean Torben? Have you seen Si's car?

 

I see from previous replies that you are a **** taker and the above just compounds that fact. I put my hands up and admit that you got me Sleeper You had me believing that you actually thought that a turbonator was a better all round performance tool than the humble turbo

 

you are a very bad man...lots of very confused people on here now

 

So, Where can you buy a turbonator? I'd like to see some tech specs for it? :-)

 

Not that I am taking the P**s or anything if your car is that quick fair enough, But if you add 120bhp plus Turbonator +35, Slick50 engine treatment +10, Slick 50 Gearbox Treament +10, Slick 50 Axle Treatment +8, Split Fire 4 prone Plugs +12, Water Wetter (keep engine cooler) +12, Cherry Bomb rear silencer+15 as I gather the plus with the numbers after it stands for bhp increase then by my calculations you get 222bhp or am I wrong if that is the case what else are you hiding under there .

 

Absolute time waster. It's not even funny anymore.

 

who infracted that? Just read through the turbonators at sso thread and its still funny even now. If someone doesn`t like whats being said they don`t need to comment on the thread

 

Infraction - cos I cant afford a turbo??