I stumbled on the Geordie English Translator whilst looking for a currency converter, check it out, soooooo funnny. Heres a tast of what it offers:

How man ***** man. Please mother don't embarass me. Ye knaa what ah mean leik. Do you know what I mean? Eeeh man, ahm gannin te the booza. OK, I have had enough, I am going to the bar. Hoy yer hamma ower heor hinny. Pass me the hammer darling. Whees i' the netty? Who's in the lavatory? Gan canny or we'll dunsh summick. Be carefull or we will crash into something.

Check it at:

 

Are ye tekin the pi££ like
ya southern shandy drinker....lol

This is more amusing and quite true.

 

I'm gunna set me whippet on you, like.

 

Put yer whippet back into yer trousers...

 

Are yee calling wor lass a puff

 

Are yee calling wor lass a puff