Alcohol is evil
Alcohol is evil
Watched the footy yesterday in the pub, which is the 1st time I have really been out on the lash in ages, and decided to drink 10 pints of cornish rattler (6.5%) 
Next thing I remember is waking up in a hedge at 5 oclock this morning by an old lady who thought I was dead
Maybe getting old but I am doing it disgracefully
Next thing I remember is waking up in a hedge at 5 oclock this morning by an old lady who thought I was deadMaybe getting old but I am doing it disgracefully
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Watched the footy yesterday in the pub, which is the 1st time I have really been out on the lash in ages, and decided to drink 10 pints of cornish rattler (6.5%) Next thing I remember is waking up in a hedge at 5 oclock this morning by an old lady who thought I was dead
Maybe getting old but I am doing it disgracefully
Next thing I remember is waking up in a hedge at 5 oclock this morning by an old lady who thought I was deadMaybe getting old but I am doing it disgracefully
Bet there was a few like this yesterday
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Watched the footy yesterday in the pub, which is the 1st time I have really been out on the lash in ages, and decided to drink 10 pints of cornish rattler (6.5%) Next thing I remember is waking up in a hedge at 5 oclock this morning by an old lady who thought I was dead
Maybe getting old but I am doing it disgracefully
Next thing I remember is waking up in a hedge at 5 oclock this morning by an old lady who thought I was deadMaybe getting old but I am doing it disgracefully
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I had a few bottles of Bud whilst watching the game and then a couple more later on, then the missus got on my case and asked me not to have any more, it wasnt like I was pissed ?
Anyway, just got myself a Coke and am glad I didnt carry on, even if she won !
Anyway, just got myself a Coke and am glad I didnt carry on, even if she won !
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
I had a few bottles of Bud whilst watching the game and then a couple more later on, then the missus got on my case and asked me not to have any more, it wasnt like I was pissed ?
Anyway, just got myself a Coke and am glad I didnt carry on, even if she won !
Anyway, just got myself a Coke and am glad I didnt carry on, even if she won !
Do you stop her doing the washing because she has done 3 loads & she wants to do more ??
Do you stop her from washing the dishes ???
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At a houseparty recently and we found a mate of ours lying outside the house pissed out of his head. So I did the charitable thing and kicked him. He jumped to his feet and staggered off... turned out it wasn't my mate after all.
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From: WOO HOO I'VE GOT A FAIRY TOKEN :-)
Originally Posted by JTaylor
Chav 
. Country pub, different generations, smiles and England colours for our first match of the world cup. Chav....really....
. Country pub, different generations, smiles and England colours for our first match of the world cup. Chav....really....
although i kept looking for some sort of bull terrier dog in the picture.
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Watched the footy yesterday in the pub, which is the 1st time I have really been out on the lash in ages, and decided to drink 10 pints of cornish rattler (6.5%) Next thing I remember is waking up in a hedge at 5 oclock this morning by an old lady who thought I was dead
Maybe getting old but I am doing it disgracefully
Next thing I remember is waking up in a hedge at 5 oclock this morning by an old lady who thought I was deadMaybe getting old but I am doing it disgracefully
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Went to the bar at our local stadium at 12, watched the England game, had a great laugh with a squad of English lads we invited down (they ended up out numbering us 
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Most of us ended up staying to watch all three matches and playing skip football in between games. 10 pints and 3 G+T's later I walked home.
'twas a great day
) Most of us ended up staying to watch all three matches and playing skip football in between games. 10 pints and 3 G+T's later I walked home.
'twas a great day
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
Went to the bar at our local stadium at 12, watched the England game, had a great laugh with a squad of English lads we invited down (they ended up out numbering us )
Most of us ended up staying to watch all three matches and playing skip football in between games. 10 pints and 3 G+T's later I walked home.
'twas a great day
) Most of us ended up staying to watch all three matches and playing skip football in between games. 10 pints and 3 G+T's later I walked home.
'twas a great day
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Watched the footy yesterday in the pub, which is the 1st time I have really been out on the lash in ages, and decided to drink 10 pints of cornish rattler (6.5%) Next thing I remember is waking up in a hedge at 5 oclock this morning by an old lady who thought I was dead
Maybe getting old but I am doing it disgracefully
Next thing I remember is waking up in a hedge at 5 oclock this morning by an old lady who thought I was deadMaybe getting old but I am doing it disgracefully
Classic I like it she didn't batter you for being pissed did she?
It is indeed possible to get pissed on Bud, its 5 percent, takes some doing but it can be done, even Carling if you try hard enough.
Thing is, 40 bottles for 18 quid at Sainsbury's, kind of makes you cane your way through them, hence her 'concern' yesterday, beleive me it was just easier.
Thing is, 40 bottles for 18 quid at Sainsbury's, kind of makes you cane your way through them, hence her 'concern' yesterday, beleive me it was just easier.
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
It is indeed possible to get pissed on Bud, its 5 percent, takes some doing but it can be done, even Carling if you try hard enough.
Thing is, 40 bottles for 18 quid at Sainsbury's, kind of makes you cane your way through them, hence her 'concern' yesterday, beleive me it was just easier.
Thing is, 40 bottles for 18 quid at Sainsbury's, kind of makes you cane your way through them, hence her 'concern' yesterday, beleive me it was just easier.
I got that 'deal' from Sainsbury's. I was mortified to discover Tesco and Asda do the same deal for £2 less
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Originally Posted by hectic
see, us Sassenach's are not all bad