A Scoob, a sandwich, a lap dancer and the M25
A Scoob, a sandwich, a lap dancer and the M25
Excellent story in the Standard this evening.
A bloke in a Scoob was travelling on the M25 and dropped his sandwich. Whilst reaching down to retrieve it he swerved and hit a Smart forcing it to smash into a lorry.
After hitting the car and spinning off he drove off and went to Spearmint Rhino.
At Spearmint he got cocky with the girls and was bragging on his bruises and getting lashed up whilst telling them his story.
At this point to stop him from driving off pissed and because of what he had done one of the lap dancers put on a special for him while her friend went to get plod - at the end of the special he was arrested and has just been found guilty.
A bloke in a Scoob was travelling on the M25 and dropped his sandwich. Whilst reaching down to retrieve it he swerved and hit a Smart forcing it to smash into a lorry.
After hitting the car and spinning off he drove off and went to Spearmint Rhino.
At Spearmint he got cocky with the girls and was bragging on his bruises and getting lashed up whilst telling them his story.
At this point to stop him from driving off pissed and because of what he had done one of the lap dancers put on a special for him while her friend went to get plod - at the end of the special he was arrested and has just been found guilty.
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Originally Posted by Rannoch
Excellent story in the Standard this evening.
A bloke in a Scoob was travelling on the M25 and dropped his sandwich. Whilst reaching down to retrieve it he swerved and hit a Smart forcing it to smash into a lorry.
After hitting the car and spinning off he drove off and went to Spearmint Rhino.
At Spearmint he got cocky with the girls and was bragging on his bruises and getting lashed up whilst telling them his story.
At this point to stop him from driving off pissed and because of what he had done one of the lap dancers put on a special for him while her friend went to get plod - at the end of the special he was arrested and has just been found guilty.
A bloke in a Scoob was travelling on the M25 and dropped his sandwich. Whilst reaching down to retrieve it he swerved and hit a Smart forcing it to smash into a lorry.
After hitting the car and spinning off he drove off and went to Spearmint Rhino.
At Spearmint he got cocky with the girls and was bragging on his bruises and getting lashed up whilst telling them his story.
At this point to stop him from driving off pissed and because of what he had done one of the lap dancers put on a special for him while her friend went to get plod - at the end of the special he was arrested and has just been found guilty.
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