Ok so mr plod wont like it but bang a 6" nail through a piece of 4" x 4" x1/2" bit of wood and accidently leave it on the drivers seat covered by a towel.

Dont forget in the morning that you have accidently left it there.

 

I'd forget about it myself and spend the morning in casualty with my *** in the air! Not a pretty sight I can assure you.

 

I would forget as well !!!! oouch !!!!

Like the idea though...

Cheers

Robert

 

Can u imagine scumbag theif mincing into A&E?

"I have got a nail in my a*se nurse"

 

digging a 10ft punji stake pit around the car would give you pleasure of laughing at your victim in the morning. Not sure how you actually reach the car never mind actually drive to work though!

'Boss you aint gonna beleive this, but I cant get into work today....'

 

PC555

Great idea m8, do you think the council would mind if i dug the road up a bit? lol

Spose you could also do it to max flower cars and drop them in a spikey pit, might break those neons as well.

 

Tethered by a piece of cotton and left on the drivers seat?