I always receive jokes via e-mail and wonder who spends all their time writing them up.

Today someone scribbled "wash me please" on the back of my Scooby. (It has covered 500 miles in the past few days!)

I've seen much better like:

"If you think this truck is dirty you should spend a weekend with the driver"

"If only my wife was as dirty as this truck"

So can anyone add to the list, and maybe I can produce a global e-mail of dirty truck jokes.

 

There is always the classic ...

"Also available in white"

or metallic green, or mica blue or whatever is appropriate!

mb

 

Robbed from a previous post "I use lorry oil, cos I'm worth it"

 

If its really dirty;

'plough me'

 

"Stevie Wonder washed me"

 

How about?

"www.washme.co.uk"