Minding my own business driving back down the M6 from the lake district with my expectant wife in the car, by that I mean a baby on the way and not appreciating those comfortable seats. Low and behold a right plonker in a new age limited edition Impreza tries to mate with my Magnex. Look in the mirror to notice a female driving with beautiful mirrored glasses with a hint of pink. Let her by, only for her to **** off the next driver.

Dosen't exactly help our cause, does it. I was going to give her some jip, but I know my place with the missus next to me