To the young man driving the silver W reg Scoob in Asda car park in Colchester this afternoon, it helps if you indicate your intention to pull across oncoming cars into a parking space, then one of two things will happen;

Either the oncoming car will stop and let you in on account of the driver being a jap performance car owner (not just my g/f's car which I was in at the time) and a secret Scoob fancier.

Or both cars won't have to brake to a halt and the driver of said oncoming car won't have to see you drive past openly mouthing obscenities at him because YOU forced both of them to stop.

You were obviously having a bad day (by the way you looked at me as if I'd just climbed off your sister) but may I suggest you modify your attitude slightly before someone takes offence to your actions.

Regards

Dave