People who don't ride bikes moaning abut cyclists...w@nkers the lot of 'em

 

EFA

Those that do actually indicate on the M-way and immediately pull into the lane irrespective of what's already there.

Bracknellites that sit in the fast lane of the M3 who then brake hard and dive off at Jct 3 100 metres before the exit

HMRC in all it's various guises and their total lack of communication between each other.

Rude thoughtless disrespectful arrogant uncaring self serving ill manered people

British Airways World Cargo

 

thats's really good.

Can you imagine a pooper scooper for a horse, would have to be the size of a large career bag. Then just imagine carryng it around... Dam

 

People who use the phrase 'boils my ****' every 2 threads on here!

Oh and the constant and boneheaded way people keep calling other people scum - that really boils my ****

 

My biggest pet hate at present is people who rather than saying 'may I have' use the horrible Americanese 'can I get'. If I worked in a restaurant and somebody asked if 'they could get' something I say bugger off to a buffet - it's not self service

 

Especially the cash machine outside my local Tesco.People queuing for cash then going into the shop where you can get 'cash-back' when you pay your bill...................

 

Not all bank accounts let you do that, some accounts don't even let you pay by card...

 

Your instead of you're.

People in toilets who sit there waiting for everyone to clear off out before taking a dump. If I'm last out and there is a quiet person in a trap waiting to let one go, I open the exit door and let it close so it sounds like i've gone. Then once I hear the chap drop his guts, I purposely cough then walk out making sure whoever it is recognises my voice through my cough and therefore knows it's me.

People who envy my car one minute, then go on about mpg the next and how great modern diesels are and that I should get my car mapped for better economy. What the heck?

Horny girls who don't make noises when I pump them.

I can think of plenty more..

 

What, how do you know they are waiting, are you watching them? is this some kind of toilet grooming Maybe they are brewing the dump. Anyway either way you want to wait around to make sure men dump their bowels for your own entertainment?? Whatever rings your bell i guess

I think you need to improve your technique then

 

The opposite annoys me. I'm sitting there wanting to take a dump but there's still someone else there faffing about, I'm only trying to be considerate.....It's even worse when I think they've gone and I'm free to crack on, only to discover I've been duped. (just kidding, for the record)

Seriously though, that's a bit of an odd one. Why would you want to be there when someone has a ****?

 

There's something quite wrong about a girl talking about 'taking a dump'

 

People who don't indicate
Pensioner drivers
Horses on the road
Pensioner drivers
People who pull out on u etc then give u the v's for flashing them Ffs you just pulled out on me what am I supposed to do congratulate you ???
People who come to a roundabout and even though there is nothing coming still come to a complete stop then pull off again Ffs!!
Pensioner drivers
Oh did I mention pensioner drivers they really irritate the hell out of me get off the road!! You obviously don't have a clue about driving

Argh!!!! Hmmm that's feels better to vent some anger lol very therapeutic

 

Pensioner Drivers, they really should have died by now the way they drive, but unfortunately they tend to kill more people than themselves.

I hate people that say 'at the end of the day', because at the end of the day you express yourself like a ****

 

It's ok when it's just a joke.

I wouldn't really talk about my toilet habits on here, that's just bad mannered, and I hate bad mannered people.

 

What kind of freak likes to listen to people taking a dump. do you wander by the cubical for a sniff too.

As for the birds not moaning, sounds like you need to change your user name to "Tiny Todger"

 

So basically you want to smell other mens turd's and you can't satisfy a woman

 

Another, which is hard to explain but I see it a lot.

People who want something, purely because they have realised somebody else wants it.

 

Anyone in front of me in a queue who asks for cash back when paying by card for Ł2.13 worth of goods, when I've got cash and there's a cash machine on the premises they could have used (in the case of our local Co-op, about 10 feet from the till).

Seriously!

I'm delighted to find there's a directly converse irritation to one of my pet irritations.

 

People who say "This." when concurring with someone's forum post.

(Please no-one 'This' this.)

 

That

 

Oh another one people who go to a pay@pump in a petrol station but then choose to go inside and pay on they're card causing a bigger que

 

being screwed by big energy companies who deem it fair to pay ŁŁŁŁŁŁ to their director and then give him a ****ing discount-yet our government choose not to intervene

c**ts

 

haha ****ing ****-heads,or people who use the little gloves provided............you just know your in for a long wait

 

I may be doing something wrong.If so,please enlighten me.
When people post a whole load of links to pictures on Photo Bucket & don't link them together to make an album so I have to click on every bloody link to see all the pics.....................GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

 

Flat shifting with no clutch, hell of a grind

 

^

Lol!!

 

 

*** Lickers….

 

Gingers

 

Ah, let me explain this one. If you are lucky enough to have a Petrol Card, supplied by your employer, then you need to pay at the kiosk, due to the registration and mileage needs to be recorded.