What grinds your gears
31 October 2013, 12:14 PM
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Those that do actually indicate on the M-way and immediately pull into the lane irrespective of what's already there.
Bracknellites that sit in the fast lane of the M3 who then brake hard and dive off at Jct 3 100 metres before the exit
HMRC in all it's various guises and their total lack of communication between each other.
Rude thoughtless disrespectful arrogant uncaring self serving ill manered people
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Those that do actually indicate on the M-way and immediately pull into the lane irrespective of what's already there.
Bracknellites that sit in the fast lane of the M3 who then brake hard and dive off at Jct 3 100 metres before the exit
HMRC in all it's various guises and their total lack of communication between each other.
Rude thoughtless disrespectful arrogant uncaring self serving ill manered people
British Airways World Cargo
31 October 2013, 01:12 PM
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thats's really good.
31 October 2013, 02:18 PM
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People who use the phrase 'boils my ****' every 2 threads on here!
Oh and the constant and boneheaded way people keep calling other people scum - that really boils my ****
Oh and the constant and boneheaded way people keep calling other people scum - that really boils my ****
31 October 2013, 02:27 PM
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My biggest pet hate at present is people who rather than saying 'may I have' use the horrible Americanese 'can I get'. If I worked in a restaurant and somebody asked if 'they could get' something I say bugger off to a buffet - it's not self service
31 October 2013, 02:31 PM
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01 November 2013, 12:17 AM
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Your instead of you're.
People in toilets who sit there waiting for everyone to clear off out before taking a dump. If I'm last out and there is a quiet person in a trap waiting to let one go, I open the exit door and let it close so it sounds like i've gone. Then once I hear the chap drop his guts, I purposely cough then walk out making sure whoever it is recognises my voice through my cough and therefore knows it's me.
People who envy my car one minute, then go on about mpg the next and how great modern diesels are and that I should get my car mapped for better economy. What the heck?
Horny girls who don't make noises when I pump them.
I can think of plenty more..
People in toilets who sit there waiting for everyone to clear off out before taking a dump. If I'm last out and there is a quiet person in a trap waiting to let one go, I open the exit door and let it close so it sounds like i've gone. Then once I hear the chap drop his guts, I purposely cough then walk out making sure whoever it is recognises my voice through my cough and therefore knows it's me.
People who envy my car one minute, then go on about mpg the next and how great modern diesels are and that I should get my car mapped for better economy. What the heck?
Horny girls who don't make noises when I pump them.
I can think of plenty more..
01 November 2013, 12:40 AM
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Your instead of you're.
People in toilets who sit there waiting for everyone to clear off out before taking a dump. If I'm last out and there is a quiet person in a trap waiting to let one go, I open the exit door and let it close so it sounds like i've gone. Then once I hear the chap drop his guts, I purposely cough then walk out making sure whoever it is recognises my voice through my cough and therefore knows it's me.
People in toilets who sit there waiting for everyone to clear off out before taking a dump. If I'm last out and there is a quiet person in a trap waiting to let one go, I open the exit door and let it close so it sounds like i've gone. Then once I hear the chap drop his guts, I purposely cough then walk out making sure whoever it is recognises my voice through my cough and therefore knows it's me.
Maybe they are brewing the dump. Anyway either way you want to wait around to make sure men dump their bowels for your own entertainment?? Whatever rings your bell i guess 
I think you need to improve your technique then
01 November 2013, 12:43 AM
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People in toilets who sit there waiting for everyone to clear off out before taking a dump. If I'm last out and there is a quiet person in a trap waiting to let one go, I open the exit door and let it close so it sounds like i've gone. Then once I hear the chap drop his guts, I purposely cough then walk out making sure whoever it is recognises my voice through my cough and therefore knows it's me.
(just kidding, for the record)Seriously though, that's a bit of an odd one. Why would you want to be there when someone has a ****?
01 November 2013, 12:59 AM
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The opposite annoys me. I'm sitting there wanting to take a dump but there's still someone else there faffing about, I'm only trying to be considerate.....It's even worse when I think they've gone and I'm free to crack on, only to discover I've been duped. (just kidding, for the record)
Seriously though, that's a bit of an odd one. Why would you want to be there when someone has a ****?
(just kidding, for the record)Seriously though, that's a bit of an odd one. Why would you want to be there when someone has a ****?
01 November 2013, 01:02 AM
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People who don't indicate
Pensioner drivers
Horses on the road
Pensioner drivers
People who pull out on u etc then give u the v's for flashing them Ffs you just pulled out on me what am I supposed to do congratulate you ???
People who come to a roundabout and even though there is nothing coming still come to a complete stop then pull off again Ffs!!
Pensioner drivers
Oh did I mention pensioner drivers they really irritate the hell out of me get off the road!! You obviously don't have a clue about driving
Argh!!!! Hmmm that's feels better to vent some anger lol very therapeutic
Pensioner drivers
Horses on the road
Pensioner drivers
People who pull out on u etc then give u the v's for flashing them Ffs you just pulled out on me what am I supposed to do congratulate you ???
People who come to a roundabout and even though there is nothing coming still come to a complete stop then pull off again Ffs!!
Pensioner drivers
Oh did I mention pensioner drivers they really irritate the hell out of me get off the road!! You obviously don't have a clue about driving
Argh!!!! Hmmm that's feels better to vent some anger lol very therapeutic
01 November 2013, 01:08 AM
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Pensioner Drivers, they really should have died by now the way they drive, but unfortunately they tend to kill more people than themselves. 
I hate people that say 'at the end of the day', because at the end of the day you express yourself like a ****
I hate people that say 'at the end of the day', because at the end of the day you express yourself like a ****
01 November 2013, 07:26 AM
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Your instead of you're.
People in toilets who sit there waiting for everyone to clear off out before taking a dump. If I'm last out and there is a quiet person in a trap waiting to let one go, I open the exit door and let it close so it sounds like i've gone. Then once I hear the chap drop his guts, I purposely cough then walk out making sure whoever it is recognises my voice through my cough and therefore knows it's me.
People who envy my car one minute, then go on about mpg the next and how great modern diesels are and that I should get my car mapped for better economy. What the heck?
Horny girls who don't make noises when I pump them.
I can think of plenty more..
People in toilets who sit there waiting for everyone to clear off out before taking a dump. If I'm last out and there is a quiet person in a trap waiting to let one go, I open the exit door and let it close so it sounds like i've gone. Then once I hear the chap drop his guts, I purposely cough then walk out making sure whoever it is recognises my voice through my cough and therefore knows it's me.
People who envy my car one minute, then go on about mpg the next and how great modern diesels are and that I should get my car mapped for better economy. What the heck?
Horny girls who don't make noises when I pump them.
I can think of plenty more..
So basically you want to smell other mens turd's and you can't satisfy a woman
01 November 2013, 07:42 AM
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Seriously!
I'm delighted to find there's a directly converse irritation to one of my pet irritations.
01 November 2013, 06:33 PM
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I may be doing something wrong.If so,please enlighten me.
When people post a whole load of links to pictures on Photo Bucket & don't link them together to make an album so I have to click on every bloody link to see all the pics.....................GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
When people post a whole load of links to pictures on Photo Bucket & don't link them together to make an album so I have to click on every bloody link to see all the pics.....................GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
02 November 2013, 08:20 AM
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Ah, let me explain this one. If you are lucky enough to have a Petrol Card, supplied by your employer, then you need to pay at the kiosk, due to the registration and mileage needs to be recorded.