Women.

 

Racists
Homophobes
Politicians - lying self serving greed driven egotistical w4nkers
The UK press especially The Daily Mail
Amazon Online's p1ss poor marketplace XML interface
The Post Office's inability to deliver anything one time when it matters
Narrow spaces in car parks
Parking tickets issued illegally and the hoops you are made to jump through to sort them out
Made in China
Speeding offences - speed limits are so last century
SORN - it's my car and if I am not going to tax it why do I need to tell you
Petrol prices never reducing with oil prices in quite the same way they rise with them
George Osborne - useless ****! (covered earlier, but worth singling out for a special mention)
The current Labour Party - a shadow of its former self
The probate office in Manchester
Share companies that make it almost impossible for you to sell your dead parents' shares
Internet forum moderators - some anyway
Lessons will be learned
Piers Morgan
Non payers
Dogs that lick you
Unruly children
The nanny state
The need for society to be parents because the real ones can't be bothered
Lazy people
The Subaru hatch - the car that killed a brand in the UK
Northern Ireland - I wish it would sink into the ocean and be lost forever
People that can't grasp the concept of winter tyres
People that can't construct basic grammar
The religion that is football
Pissed up morons in pubs
The **** who rents the field near me ... a long story
Benidorm - the place not the TV series
Heathrow Airport
Lord of the Rings movies and the people who obsess about them
Alan Carr - the most unfunny man on TV
Britain's got Talent
Soap operas
Family pubs - if I want a drink I want one without screaming kids running around me!
Wine snobs that learn all they know from a magazine and regurgitate it word for word all the time
The way pubs have started describing food so pretentiously - 'marinated gammon and leak sausages served with creamy medallions of potato and caramelised onion jus' - er... bangers and mash with gravy!!!! FFS!!
Skateboarders and cyclists in Fail Videos - what do these people think is going to happen?
People that don't understand what socialism is and think Blair's government were socialists

and finally...... for now....

Negative people!!

 

Spending ages trying to force my foot into a trainer and then admitting defeat and undoing the laces - like i knew I should have done all along.

 

Is that all. I suppose I should feel grateful my name isn't on the list.

 

I'd guess it only took you a few minutes to compile that list. But you missed one, trying to unwrap cellophane on DVD/CD cases.

 

Nah, you're all right ..... apart from your appreciation of Mrs. Thatcher

 

You know what... you're right

 

we grow old and die

 

People who have the inability to bend down and pick up their dogs ****.....

Even more frustrating when you smear it into the carpet at your parents house, whoops

 

Idiots
Idiots tyring to drive
Idiots trying to drive in the snow
Idiots trying to drive in the snow in a 4x4/SUV
Idiots trying to drive in the snow in a 4x4/SUV in the dark using just sidelights
Pay and Display
Moss
Tree preservation orders (especially when applied to Sycamore weed trees)
The Council tree inspector
Women
Cats marking "territory"
Cars that smell of p*ss
Ignorant cat owners
Twitter
Facebook
ITV
BBC
SKY
CH4
Virgin
BT
BG
Npower
Tabloid Press
Local Press
Americans
Talent shows
Phone-in votes
The previous government
The present government
The future government
PCs
Mac
Apple
Microsoft
Anything made by Samsung
iTunes
Large/family sized cars with no spare tyre
Laggy turbos
Any car with more than 160bhp that is FWD
Making Lists


Bored now

 

Agree with most of what you put however:

My Samsung HD TV is AMAZING and my old Clio 182 was fantastic, never had a problem with putting the power down

 

"brought" when they mean "bought" FFS

Retards.

 

Trying to explain there is a difference between a winter tire and a snow tire.

 

People who spell 'Tyre' wrong.....twice

 

That the problem of infinite regress can only be solved by the notion of an unmoved mover.

 

I'm all Americanised.

Anybody else noticed with these forums spellcheckers being in American that we're changing our spelling to suit?

 

Indeed, it frustrates me that I work for a European company where the official standard is "American English"

 

People who can't tell the difference between "we don't understand" and "I don't understand", when applied to some controversial topic that requires a level of knowledge and expertise. Topics like GM crops, fracking, global warming, that sort of thing.

People who mistake their own beliefs for objectively measurable hard facts, or who don't recognise the difference.

People who express opinions on subjects that they know nothing about, and who believe that their contribution to the debate nevertheless has value.

 

Idiots who can't drive their cars
And paying road tax to drive on bad, congested, pot holed roads
Idiots generally

 

This is self contradictory!

 

Feeling tired after sex...

 

Stupidity, I just can't tolerate it.

That includes the lack of common sense and covers most of what frustrates me, and seeing as I'm always irritated to hell, it's a lot.

Also, myself. I really get right on my own nerves and do my own head in.

 

My wife's ex-husband.

 

 

Needing a ****.

 

oh yeah, that should be on my list, worse still,

needing a p*ss and being stuck in traffic - caused by an accident - and as the result of driver stupidity.

edit to add, media organisations that sensationalise things just to generate money. Then the people who believe this information to be true - and the celebrity culture, and the ever growing compensation culture.

 

that woman that says "press 1 for... press 2 for... ... ... ..." then she tried to be a real person by asking you to say ... for your choices rather than press a number, then she says "sorry I didn't get that, please say again or press 1 / 2," then she says "I still didn't get that, I'll transfer you to an operator. Great, that is what I wanted to do in the first place.

She also works for Orange and asks you to type in your phone number / debit card number / amount etc and then she reads it back to you and asks you to confirm that it is the correct read back by pressing 1. The system itself works well, it's just that She tries to be a real person by saying things like "I... " or "let me..."

windyboy

 

I hate getting into a good film and then an advert pops up!

 

Too many things to list.........

I tried reading some self-help books to help deal with it but they pissed me off too

 

People on bikes dressed in black or dark colours with no fooking lights or reflectors. Really annoys me.