The 2012-2013 Man Utd Thread
Yep, 2 points dropped for sure.
The first point is fergie is a ****
He is now trying to tel the FA what they should do 
The second is Evra is still a massive **** The horrid little ****** was barging the swansea player in the box trying to move him but when the swansea player had a go back he went squealing to the ref claiming he had been elbowed when the slow mo clearly showed he is full of shyte 
Oh and the van persie thing,, epic, williams clearly miss kicked that as it came off the outside of his boot, so chill out and let the ref do his job
The first point is fergie is a ****
He is now trying to tel the FA what they should do The second is Evra is still a massive ****
The horrid little ****** was barging the swansea player in the box trying to move him but when the swansea player had a go back he went squealing to the ref claiming he had been elbowed when the slow mo clearly showed he is full of shyte Oh and the van persie thing,, epic, williams clearly miss kicked that as it came off the outside of his boot, so chill out and let the ref do his job
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From: Not all those who wander are lost
Manchester United striker Robin Van Persie has been rushed to a hair salon for emergency treatment after suffering what experts have described as ‘severe ruffling’.
Players and supporters looked on in shock as Van Persie’s hair was left looking limp and lifeless after being hit by a ball struck by Swansea defender Ashley Williams.
Fortunately a hairdresser, who was amongst the crowd, was allowed on to the pitch to apply some emergency jojoba and recommend a diet consisting of nuts and essential omega-3 fatty acids.
Both sets of supporters were united in their support for Van Persie’s hair as it received treatment.
“It’s at times like this that you realise how unimportant football can be,” revealed Swansea fan Huw Watson.
“Results pale into insignificance when there’s twenty thousand people praying for a footballer’s hair to show some signs of life.”
Speaking in his post-match interview, United boss Sir Alex Ferguson lambasted Swansea defender Ashley Williams, and called for the player to be punished with a lengthy ban.
“Their player has shown a total disregard for hair care,” he insisted.
“If there hadn’t been a hairdresser in the stadium then we could have been talking about something much more serious.”
“We can only hope that Robin’s hair will respond positively to pentapeptides.”
“I would urge clubs to ensure that their physios carry Triple Resist shampoo enriched in Arginine and protein as part of their kit, so that future tragedies can be averted.”
Players and supporters looked on in shock as Van Persie’s hair was left looking limp and lifeless after being hit by a ball struck by Swansea defender Ashley Williams.
Fortunately a hairdresser, who was amongst the crowd, was allowed on to the pitch to apply some emergency jojoba and recommend a diet consisting of nuts and essential omega-3 fatty acids.
Both sets of supporters were united in their support for Van Persie’s hair as it received treatment.
“It’s at times like this that you realise how unimportant football can be,” revealed Swansea fan Huw Watson.
“Results pale into insignificance when there’s twenty thousand people praying for a footballer’s hair to show some signs of life.”
Speaking in his post-match interview, United boss Sir Alex Ferguson lambasted Swansea defender Ashley Williams, and called for the player to be punished with a lengthy ban.
“Their player has shown a total disregard for hair care,” he insisted.
“If there hadn’t been a hairdresser in the stadium then we could have been talking about something much more serious.”
“We can only hope that Robin’s hair will respond positively to pentapeptides.”
“I would urge clubs to ensure that their physios carry Triple Resist shampoo enriched in Arginine and protein as part of their kit, so that future tragedies can be averted.”
Merry Christmas to my Manchester United supporting amigos. No hard feelings felt or meant for the years ribbing both ways!!
One thing though, the malt has gone to Ferguson's head with his latest rant.
Merry Christmas again!
One thing though, the malt has gone to Ferguson's head with his latest rant.
Merry Christmas again!
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RvP could have been injured, but killed is a bit of a stretch - although I'm far from convinced that Fergie actually believes that himself of course.
And to you too
You wouldn't be dead though. In Fergies thinking, it you got hit on the head by a ball in the sixties, your head would disintegrate. How those poor goalposts managed, I don't know.
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From: Conrod Straight
It's another of those cringeworthy moments he comes out with from time to time, as soon as you hear the words come from his mouth you just think Oh No why did you say that, think of the fans and the ribbing we're going to get from our mates and the forums.
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It's another of those cringeworthy moments he comes out with from time to time, as soon as you hear the word come from his mouth you kust think Oh No why did you say that, think of the fans and the ribbing we're going to get from our mates and the forums.
Usually one a year with SAF
Usually one a year with SAF
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From: Conrod Straight
You must have read my mind, that was typed but then removed as it's Christmas, and I thought good will to all men and that, even potty mouth himself....
Alps sounds great, the weather here is just like the misddle of summer, p1$$ing down with rain
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Only saw highlights on MOTD. I am just glad we have kept another clean sheet as well as keeping the scoring rate up. Little Pea and RvP should really have had hat tricks. 4-0 twice over Wigan this seasons goes someway to making up for the 1-0 loss last season but plenty of life left in the league yet.
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I think Rooney may be our creative midfielder over time - he could play behind the front two. A quick Scholes if you want... Evans looked handy and quick too - which isn't something you can say too often!
Defense still needs looking at though - Rio is creaking, and Vidic may or may not get back to his best, while Evans, Smalling and Jones haven't ever really convinced me yet as first choicers.
Defense still needs looking at though - Rio is creaking, and Vidic may or may not get back to his best, while Evans, Smalling and Jones haven't ever really convinced me yet as first choicers.
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I got this on Christmas day in a text.
98 years ago today, the Germans & British troops brought a temporary ceasefire to the Great War and had a game of football out on no-man's land.
The fighting resumed when somebody was killed after being hit on the head with the football.
98 years ago today, the Germans & British troops brought a temporary ceasefire to the Great War and had a game of football out on no-man's land.
The fighting resumed when somebody was killed after being hit on the head with the football.
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