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Old 18 July 2012, 05:19 PM
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Scouser walks into the dole office.

"I've just been offered a blow job", he says, "if I take it will it affect my benefits?"

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Old 18 July 2012, 05:21 PM
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Q: What's the difference between a battery and a Scouser?
A: A battery has a positive side.

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Old 18 July 2012, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
There is no racial probe factmeister

Turdinhand and Berbattyboytov, do you make these up yourself or is there a website you copy and paste from

Anyway back on track here's a "fact" for you, worlds most valuable sports teams, debt or no debt, see if you can spot Lfc


Here is the complete Forbes list 2012

#1 Manchester United
Value: $2.23 billion
Owner: Glazer family

#2 Real Madrid
Value: $1.88 billion
Owner: Club members

#3 New York Yankees
Value: $1.85 billion
Owner: Steinbrenner family

#3 Dallas Cowboys
Value: $1.85 billion
Owner: Jerry Jones

#5 Washington Redskins
Value: $1.56 billion
Owner: Daniel Snyder

#6 Los Angeles Dodgers
Value: $1.4 billion
Owner: Guggenheim Baseball

#6 New England Patriots
Value: $1.4 billion
Owner: Robert Kraft

#8 Barcelona
Value: $1.31 billion
Owner: Club members

#9 New York Giants
Value: $1.3 billion
Owners: John Mara, Steven Tisch

#10 Arsenal
Value: $1.29 billion
Owner: Stan Kroenke

#11 Bayern Munich
Value: $1.23 billion
Owner: Club members

#12 New York Jets
Value: $1.23 billion
Owner: Robert Wood Johnson

#13 Houston Texans
Value: $1.2 billion
Owner: Robert McNair

#14 Philadelphia Eagles
Value: $1.16 billion
Owner: Jeffrey Lurie

#15 Ferrari
Value: $1.1 billion
Owner: Fiat Group

#16 Chicago Bears
Value: $1.09 billion
Owner: McCaskey family

#17 Green Bay Packers
Value: $1.09 billion
Owner: Shareholder-owned

#18 Baltimore Ravens
Value: $1.09 billion
Owner: Stephen Bisciotti

#19 Indianapolis Colts
Value: $1.06 billion
Owner: Jim Irsay

#20 Denver Broncos
Value: $1.05 billion
Owner: Patrick Bowlen

#21 Pittsburgh Steelers
Value: $1.02 billion
Owners: Daniel Rooney, Art Rooney II

#22 Miami Dolphins
Value: $1.01 billion
Owner: Stephen Ross

#23 Carolina Panthers
Value: $1.0 billion
Owner: Jerry Richardson

#24 Boston Red Sox
Value: $1.0 billion
Owners: John Henry, Thomas Werner

#25 Seattle Seahawks
Value: $997 million
Owner: Paul Allen

#26 San Francisco 49ers
Value: $990 million
Owners: Denise DeBartolo York, John York

#27 AC Milan
Value: $989 million
Owner: Silvio Berlusconi

#28 Kansas City Chiefs
Value: $986 million
Owner: Lamar Hunt family

#29 Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Value: $981 million
Owner: Malcolm Glazer

#30 Cleveland Browns
Value: $977 million
Owner: Randolph Lerner

#31 New Orleans Saints
Value: $965 million
Owner: Thomas Benson

#32 Tennessee Titans
Value: $964 million
Owner: Kenneth Adams Jr

#33 San Diego Chargers
Value: $920 million
Owner: Spanos family

#34 Arizona Cardinals
Value: $901 million
Owner: William Bidwill

#35 Los Angeles Lakers
Value: $900 million
Owner: Jerry Buss, Philip Anschutz

#36 Chicago Cubs
Value: $879 million
Owner: Ricketts Family

#37 Cincinnati Bengals
Value: $875 million
Owner: Michael Brown

#38 Calvin Johnson
Value: $844 million
Owner: William Clay Ford

#39 Atlanta Falcons
Value: $814 million
Owner: Arthur Blank

#40 McLaren
Value: $800 million
Owner: McLaren Group

#41 Minnesota Vikings
Value: $796 million
Owner: Zygmunt Wilf

#42 Buffalo Bills
Value: $792 million
Owner: Ralph Wilson Jr

#43 New York Knicks
Value: $780 million
Owner: Madison Square Garden

#44 St. Louis Rams
Value: $775 million
Owner: Stan Kroenke

#45 Oakland Raiders
Value: $761 million
Owner: Davis family

#45 Chelsea
Value: $761 million
Owner: Roman Abramovich

#47 Jacksonville Jaguars
Value: $725 million
Owner: Shahid Khan

#48 Philadelphia Phillies
Value: $723 million
Owners: Partnership

#49 New York Mets
Value: $719 million
Owners: Fred and Jeff Wilpon, Saul Katz

#50 Texas Rangers
Value: $674 million
Owners: Ray Davis, Bob Simpson
Must be a big trophy for winning that "list"!
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Old 18 July 2012, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by pauld37
Must be a big trophy for winning that "list"!
At least your on it !!
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So does our owners not count then,,,, ohh well as vicky pollard would say "LIKE AM BOVERD"
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Old 18 July 2012, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by addi monster
lmfao,,, mate seriously you are too god damn easy

course you were
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Old 18 July 2012, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by addi monster
So does our owners not count then,,,, ohh well as vicky pollard would say "LIKE AM BOVERD"
I know one thing about your owners, and that is that they will have to quickly learn that you have to actually buy a player before you can announce he's yours
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Originally Posted by addi monster
Q: What do Manchester United Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
You see, this is also factually incorrect.


















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Old 18 July 2012, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by azz250478
I know one thing about your owners, and that is that they will have to quickly learn that you have to actually buy a player before you can announce he's yours
Have you lost the plot

Mind you lol manure speaks volumes
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Old 18 July 2012, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by addi monster
Have you lost the plot

Mind you lol manure speaks volumes
I'm not the one claiming to have signed players
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Old 18 July 2012, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by azz250478
I'm not the one claiming to have signed players
Its part of our master plan
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Old 18 July 2012, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by azz250478
I'm not the one claiming to have signed players
'They' didn't. Just happened to be on a website owned by FSG and not the only one.

This is from the club:

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/late...empsey-enquiry

"Clint is a player we've enquired about, it is as simple as that," said Rodgers.


"Ian Ayre, our managing director, has spoken with the club to see what the position is. That is where we're at.


"He's a very talented player but we don't like to talk about other clubs' players."
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Old 18 July 2012, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
At least your on it !!
RA has that amount in his back pocket
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Top tip for Manchester United fans: don't waste money on expensive new kits every season. Simply strap a large inflatable ***** to your forehead, and everyone will immediately know which team you support.
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Old 18 July 2012, 09:18 PM
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As opposed to looserpool fans that are easily identified by the huge chip on their shoulder, and for talking absolute garbage in a silly squeeky vocie!!!!
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Old 18 July 2012, 09:28 PM
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Blimey, see my comments have resulted in nearly trebling the amount of posts of this thread in one day!
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Old 18 July 2012, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by azz250478
course you were
I like what you did there
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Old 18 July 2012, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
I like what you did there
Dont credit him with that
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Old 19 July 2012, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by addi monster
Dont credit him with that
Do you actually know what I liked about that response ?? personally I think it's way above you, it was almost way above me .

Answers on a post card

lose the FFS
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Old 19 July 2012, 11:26 AM
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18883521

Still not over it Luis ?, grow up and take it on the chin
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
Do you actually know what I liked about that response ?? personally I think it's way above me, it was almost way above you .

Answers on a post card
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Old 19 July 2012, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by addi monster
The responses are improving

Did you suss it out yet ??

I'll give you until 18:00* then I'll reveal all









*That's 6.00pm to you
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Following Chelsea signing Oscar, Liverpool have shown an interest in Bert and Ernie.


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Old 01 August 2012, 08:04 PM
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Here's the Glazers contemplating their next stock market flotation.



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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19010887

European glory tonight! And Downing looks like a world beater under BR.
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Yep it was a slow start by us but class provailed in the end, not a bad first match against a side that are mid way through there season and 3rd in there league
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You played against a team that Accrington Stanley could beat and only just beat them, good going
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Old, but still holding true

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