She was funny as f*ck? Well a sense of humour helps I suppose......especially if they're sleeping with me!

 

It was would have been better to be ***** deep in an 18 & 19 y/o.

 

That would make you quite a freak of nature, surely?

 

Ha ha there are people born who can do that. Do some google searches if that is your cup of tea.

Anyway I kind of meant a threesome.

 

Thought that meant Fat As F*ck.

19 all good but if she's a heffer it doesn't count.

 

Sometimes it's the slightly fat ones who give the best service.

 

Lmfao @ this thread

 

And there are quite a few around. Age is just a number. Would you lot be impressed if I told you, as a wimmins in my 40's I had been with a 19 year old lad. I doubt it. Luckily, I like my men over 40 and sexxxxxxxy
Youngsters have no appeal to me

 

I'm surprised you can still like men after visiting these 'locker room' threads.

 

It's tough, but I manage

 

And they`re always grateful

 

and will cook you a nice dinner afterwards

 

Well I'm 40yo and I'd smash her into next week. I have no morals, oh the shame

 

I was going for Fit as **** but if the idea of it being a fatty makes you **** more enjoyable then by al means carry on.