Olly, LOL - that's it

Think it was the "Live at Leeds" album I had. Some good banter taunting the audience in between the tunes too. You've got me wondering where the CD's gone for the last 5-10 years as I don't have in my collection now

 

he tell`s ya lie`s, he steel ya pie`s, ya won`t believe the fat bas**rds size. ie ooo
does anyone know his name, thats his 14 plate
the fat bas**rd

beer and sex and chip and gravey

classics

 

"F**K C**T F**K C**T W**K S**T" is the intro to...
"Beer beer we want more beer, all the lads are cheering, get the 'kn beer in"

etc.

Oh yes, true poets of their time. I do wonder what happened to 'em because some stuff was screamingly funny.

Gordon's Revenge sits in my mind every time I have a Chinese meal. "Cos you want to know what's in my wok? Pubic lice from around my ..." in revenge for the racial abuse this guy's suffered over the years. Brilliant poetic justice.

"Sheep, sheep everywhere, the little woolly krs are all over the place,
Sheep, sheep everywhere, they're fighting for the one with the prettiest face".

"...and she banged like am outhouse door when the plague's in town".

"it's a fun pub disco wine bar bistro gay club puffhouse cocktail cabaret".

God, it all comes flooding back. So many classic lyrics

 

"dear uncle knobby, where's our special treat...
why do you keep taking pictures
and sniffing our bicycle seats?"

oh dear oh dear oh dear, I'm off singing for the rest of the day

 

Ahh, my pub.

I'll stop now. Honestly.

 

IIRC these guys got a Prince's Trust grant. This was withdrawn when a PT representative went to see what the money was to be spent on...

 

He's a puff - he's got spermy sh*t
He's a puff - he leaves white stains wherever he sits...

Went to a youth club with Mutley's little sister - fancied her but she wasn't having it. Probably a good job looking back - could've ended up the subject of one of their ditties...

G

 

Oohhh Boy! I'm glad you lot reminded me of these guys.
Jeez, I remember playing their tapes in my mates knackered Fiesta on our way to college in York, all those years ago. Funny thing is, I remember having a mental block in one of my electronics exams and all I could think of for about 10 mins was "We're going down Blackpool -Alright! We're going down Blackpool - for a fight" etc etc.

Top quality stuff. I remember also playing it at high volume when I was at Uni.

There used to be a couple of real mingers who fancied a geezer on our corridor, so we took to playing "Ugly"(i think it was called) by Pop will eat itself. It went something like "Ugly oh yeah, she's my ugly girl, ugly oh yeah, tailor made for another world"

Wow. How mature were we?

Anyhoo - Macc lads - I shall have to rediscover them when I get home tonight.

 

...and I was playing Box Frenzy by PWEI just last night. "It's 1988, time to get ugly" made me think, "oh god, I'm getting old".

 

Ivor Biggun - went to see them playing at a pub in Fulham sometime around the end of the Eighties...

Chiark - PWEI. Tee hee. Time to dig out the record collection. Jesus Jones, anyone?

 

Half way down the M6, we had some real bad luck,
Mutley shouts "Oh F**k we've gotta a flat"
But some c**t chucked the jack at some cu** 10 miles down the road, so we made 'im go and get the fu**er back...the tw*t!!
we're goin' down Blackpool alright
we're goin' down Blackpool forra a fight
we're goin' down Blackpool alright
t' see the lights...

Yep, classics indeed, Northern Soul at it's best
PHM

 

Chiark, YHM Re: PWEI !!

 

im 21 and i know them somehow!