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Old Aug 24, 2011 | 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Simon K
Stilover, dont you want kids ?? you may already have some by another lady therefore no worries.

Terrible to admit this, but if my lady couldnt have children, then I would know that the relationship would eventually end, as I wanted to have children.

Out of interest, the surgery she's had, her hormones will be up / down like a rollercoaster, so you can forgive her actions a little.

However, what you cant forgive, and is a real serious crime, is that after 5 pages there still ISNT ANY PICS !

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I don't want children of my own no. She has a child to her Ex husband, so she doesn't feel the need to have one with me. Although she always said she'd like to. But that can't happen now even if I had changed my mind.
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Old Aug 24, 2011 | 11:44 AM
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stilover, fair play. Sure you dont want children, or adopting her views ?? A lady friend of mine is with a guy who doesnt want children, and as time has gone one, she realises she did / does but time has run out.

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Old Aug 24, 2011 | 11:54 AM
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They say love is blind, well you my friend are the Stevie Wonder of the dating game !!!!
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Old Aug 24, 2011 | 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by DARB
They say love is blind, well you my friend are the Stevie Wonder of the dating game !!!!
PMSL!!!!!!!!
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Old Aug 24, 2011 | 12:31 PM
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Is this a wind up thread? PMSL at the 1st post let alone all the others ...

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Old Aug 24, 2011 | 12:58 PM
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Peters and lee.

Stdlover, someone to talk to.

de nile is a river in egypt.

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Old Aug 24, 2011 | 01:11 PM
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one of my mates who is a serious and extremely successful womaniser had a vasectomy.

never tells the girls though.

oh yes love, love to have children with you one day..............

till he dumps them again.......


if yr dating women in their 20's/30's- its usually an issue along the way to girls about "the future"

doesn't solve yr problem though stilover.
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Old Aug 24, 2011 | 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by austinwrx
doesn't solve yr problem though stilover.
I've got 99 problems, but a B!tch ain't 1.................. anymore
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Old Aug 24, 2011 | 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by The Zohan
Do not forget adoption, there are a lot of kids out there who need good, loving parents
Agree 100%
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Old Aug 24, 2011 | 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
Pretty much spot on.

I'm not going into the reasons why she needed the Hysterectomy. Just that she "had" to have one.

That wasn't the reason for the break-up. Just a coincidence that they happened at roughly the same time.

Like I said in my original post, and the other thread. I made a mistake, and thankfully that mistake has been rectified.

I know I've come across as a immature teen, so what?

I thought I was better off on my own, or looking for someone else. I was wrong. We both know the reason for our break-up. We've talked about it, and put it behind us.

I won't be changing my user name as someone suggested I might. I'm a big boy, and stand by any of my threads/posts.

Glad the thread has amused so many
No need to change your username. We are all grown ups in here, well most of us!

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Old Aug 24, 2011 | 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
her Ex husband,
Ahh she was already damaged goods ...
I wish you well.... Stranger things have happened. Just dont live your life looking over your shoulder and wondering if shes still cheating or messing about.
Thats no way to live. And will only lead to you being single later on in life.

Now about this pictures you promised of her
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Old Aug 24, 2011 | 03:47 PM
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he posted a pic on the botw thread she's number 13
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Old Aug 24, 2011 | 04:03 PM
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13 you say Any port in a storm
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Old Aug 24, 2011 | 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
Exactly. I know nothing happened, and I'm not insecure enough to lay awake at night thinking about it.

All those saying she sucked him off every night are obviously worried that that's what their G/friend would be doing in the same situation.

This guy was just someone to talk to, as the person she wanted to be talking to was sat in his flat thinking he'd made the right decision. Which he hadn't, so went and got her back.

I can't complain if she felt like kicking me around for a week. I deserved something.
My first and last comment.........NO BLOKE goes to see a bird they are not related to for a 'chat'
If nothing happened that night he's either one ugly tw@t or queer
No matter how happy you think you are pal .......it will eat away at you.
I left my missis for a much younger bird....she was 19 , realised within a month I had fooooked up big time , spoke with my missis when I picked my daughter up and she said 'come back we will forget about it'.......never happened EVERY argument for 2/3 years it was thrown back at me to do one back to her

You get one shot at life...........
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Old Aug 25, 2011 | 10:55 AM
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Have you and the girlfriend thought of writing a book on relationships ? It could go on the shelf next to Josef Fritzel's guide to parenting !!
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Old Aug 25, 2011 | 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
Exactly. I know nothing happened, and I'm not insecure enough to lay awake at night thinking about it.

All those saying she sucked him off every night

This guy was just someone to talk to,
Ok the first sentence, tells me you have been lying awake, the second tells me you are worried and it has already started eating at you and the third is standard bird bollax.

Just an observation, i hope you can sort this out and be happy.

But don't kid yourself.
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Old Aug 25, 2011 | 04:39 PM
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Christ we're nearing seven pages, I'm starting to feel sorry for stiover, maybe we should give him a break now......

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Old Aug 25, 2011 | 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by jonc
Christ we're nearing seven pages, I'm starting to feel sorry for stiover, maybe we should give him a break now......
Or we could wait until page ten then assure him "nothing happened"
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Old Aug 25, 2011 | 10:14 PM
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did this threadf ever get pics??
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Old Aug 26, 2011 | 08:32 AM
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Old Aug 26, 2011 | 10:28 AM
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Just another little update.

It's been a week now that she agreed to take me back. We have talked and talked all week.

She has confessed to sucking him dry every night. Saying he tasted much better than me, and his ***** was at least 3" longer and twice as thick. I forgive her !! (The Scoobynet massive were right all along)

I have agreed to get engaged within the next 6 months, and married within 12.

I have agreed to hand over my wages every month. I will receive pocket money once a week, to spend as I choose. However going down the pub with my mates is out of order, as I'm not allowed friends anymore.

I'm to get her name on my deeds, so that in 18 months time she can run back into the arms of this other man, force me to sell my property, and take half it's value.

I have agreed, that we can have an open relationship. She can sleep with whoever she wants to, whenever she wants to. I have agreed that this does not apply to me though.

I have agreed to pay for her driving lessons, and once passed give her my 370Z as a pass present.

She has said she lied about the Hysterectomy, and is in fact pregnant. She's not sure if it's this other mans, or the big Black lad she slept with after a night out.

She'd like us to talk openly about this, and wants me to apply for the Jeremy Kyle show.

She has agreed to letting me post pictures of her on this site. However the pictures will have to be of her sucking this other man dry.

Have I done the right thing going back to her?
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Old Aug 26, 2011 | 10:29 AM
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Totally. Sounds like you're onto a winner there.
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Old Aug 26, 2011 | 10:41 AM
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At least she isnt going to make you wear her dresses, so a result then!
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Old Aug 26, 2011 | 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by stilover
She has agreed to letting me post pictures of her on this site. However the pictures will have to be of her sucking this other man dry.
Well post them up then

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Old Aug 26, 2011 | 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by stilover
Just another little update.

It's been a week now that she agreed to take me back. We have talked and talked all week.

She has confessed to sucking him dry every night. Saying he tasted much better than me, and his ***** was at least 3" longer and twice as thick. I forgive her !! (The Scoobynet massive were right all along)

I have agreed to get engaged within the next 6 months, and married within 12.

I have agreed to hand over my wages every month. I will receive pocket money once a week, to spend as I choose. However going down the pub with my mates is out of order, as I'm not allowed friends anymore.

I'm to get her name on my deeds, so that in 18 months time she can run back into the arms of this other man, force me to sell my property, and take half it's value.

I have agreed, that we can have an open relationship. She can sleep with whoever she wants to, whenever she wants to. I have agreed that this does not apply to me though.

I have agreed to pay for her driving lessons, and once passed give her my 370Z as a pass present.

She has said she lied about the Hysterectomy, and is in fact pregnant. She's not sure if it's this other mans, or the big Black lad she slept with after a night out.

She'd like us to talk openly about this, and wants me to apply for the Jeremy Kyle show.

She has agreed to letting me post pictures of her on this site. However the pictures will have to be of her sucking this other man dry.

Have I done the right thing going back to her?
Sounds like your first post

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We'll post them up then
Will we ?
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Old Aug 26, 2011 | 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by warrenm2
At least she isnt going to make you wear her dresses, so a result then!
I had a choice. Wear her dresses or eat all these another men's creampies.

I'm not a fecking Poof. I'm not wearing woman's clothes

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Old Aug 26, 2011 | 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by urban
Well post them up then
It was fecking you ????????????????
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Old Aug 26, 2011 | 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by stilover
Just another little update.

It's been a week now that she agreed to take me back. We have talked and talked all week.

She has confessed to sucking him dry every night. Saying he tasted much better than me, and his ***** was at least 3" longer and twice as thick. I forgive her !! (The Scoobynet massive were right all along)

I have agreed to get engaged within the next 6 months, and married within 12.

I have agreed to hand over my wages every month. I will receive pocket money once a week, to spend as I choose. However going down the pub with my mates is out of order, as I'm not allowed friends anymore.

I'm to get her name on my deeds, so that in 18 months time she can run back into the arms of this other man, force me to sell my property, and take half it's value.

I have agreed, that we can have an open relationship. She can sleep with whoever she wants to, whenever she wants to. I have agreed that this does not apply to me though.

I have agreed to pay for her driving lessons, and once passed give her my 370Z as a pass present.

She has said she lied about the Hysterectomy, and is in fact pregnant. She's not sure if it's this other mans, or the big Black lad she slept with after a night out.

She'd like us to talk openly about this, and wants me to apply for the Jeremy Kyle show.

She has agreed to letting me post pictures of her on this site. However the pictures will have to be of her sucking this other man dry.

Have I done the right thing going back to her?
Despite having your ***** in her vice, at least you still have your sense of humour!
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Old Aug 26, 2011 | 11:20 AM
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