girlfriend's worst habit..
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Well, I have children, so have other things to do (not have sex obviously, that would be mad!) than reherse a witty retort.
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STilover: I thought they were called the dirty thirties for a reason - they'll be others!
No amount of sex is going to offset someone who is a pain in the backside, although letting go of someone who's a bit tasty in the sack does sting!
STilover: I thought they were called the dirty thirties for a reason - they'll be others!
No amount of sex is going to offset someone who is a pain in the backside, although letting go of someone who's a bit tasty in the sack does sting!
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Mines a bit of a control freak, she cooks and then gets all upset if I put an non approved sauce or condiment on it, wtf its my tea, if my enjoyment will be increased then so be it, anyway some gravy may have reduced my need to apply something to give it some flavour !
She is a bit untidy, she leaves piles of stuff round the house and I am not allowed to move them.
She goes to bed and then reads for bloody hours, I go to sleep and then she wakes me up turning lights off and going to the loo, I wake up refreshed after an hours kip and cant sleep again !
She is a bit untidy, she leaves piles of stuff round the house and I am not allowed to move them.
She goes to bed and then reads for bloody hours, I go to sleep and then she wakes me up turning lights off and going to the loo, I wake up refreshed after an hours kip and cant sleep again !
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someone got a lawn mower.... http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php...type=1&theater
A poster above saying about his girl saying pick me up at 11pm and then no sow till 11:30... I've done this. she said pick me up at 11pm. I get there wait until 11:20 and know that as soon as I go home she would come out..
3am she came out.. I was proper pissed... got some jollies though
A poster above saying about his girl saying pick me up at 11pm and then no sow till 11:30... I've done this. she said pick me up at 11pm. I get there wait until 11:20 and know that as soon as I go home she would come out..
3am she came out.. I was proper pissed... got some jollies though
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No. She was all for me. I hurt her. Told her I didn't love her. Told I hadn't for a while. Not true, but I said it as the arguments were getting me down.
I realised my mistake. Tried to get her back, but she started seeing someone, and is going through the "Getting to know you" and "flirting" stage with him.
I hurt her bad. Now it's me that's hurt. I'm fecking devastated
Not sleeping well (6 hours in the last 3 nights) and can't stomach food.
She was brilliant in bed too. Her moto was if she doesn't give her B/F sex, then he'll look elsewhere. I had sex on tap.
How many women think like that? not many. Bet most people who's G/F's are in their 30's don't get sex 3/4 times a week minimum.
And now this new fella will be getting that soon.
I can be such a pr!ck at times.
I realised my mistake. Tried to get her back, but she started seeing someone, and is going through the "Getting to know you" and "flirting" stage with him.
I hurt her bad. Now it's me that's hurt. I'm fecking devastated
Not sleeping well (6 hours in the last 3 nights) and can't stomach food.
She was brilliant in bed too. Her moto was if she doesn't give her B/F sex, then he'll look elsewhere. I had sex on tap.
How many women think like that? not many. Bet most people who's G/F's are in their 30's don't get sex 3/4 times a week minimum.
And now this new fella will be getting that soon.
I can be such a pr!ck at times.
Anyhow don't beat yourself up about it m8,trust me i've been where you are probably worse than you.I know its hard but not sleeping etc is not gonna change things.If she wants to be with you,then she will come round to your way of thinking so to speak.Don't go acting all desperate etc,if the worse happens then move on,its not easy but you have to get back up on your feet and move forward.
BTW women love sex,they all don't shout out about it though..
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Thanks for everyones responses to my posts.
It's not easy just letting go, and it's bloody hard getting to sleep when you `want` her back.
I'm sure in the next week or so, I'll get over her (hope so anyway) and my mates are taking me out this Saturday. So I'm sure that'll be a good night of getting p!ssed and the usual p!ss taking along the way.
It's not easy just letting go, and it's bloody hard getting to sleep when you `want` her back.
I'm sure in the next week or so, I'll get over her (hope so anyway) and my mates are taking me out this Saturday. So I'm sure that'll be a good night of getting p!ssed and the usual p!ss taking along the way.
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STI, you are thinking in a "poverty" kind of way. If you suddenly realise there is an abundance of hot girls around, you would actually feel better straight away....
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Always insisting that when we have a threesome with her girlfriend that we film it. It's supposed to be a private thing.....
For the record i'm actually single and that comment was sarcastic At the mo i'm not with girls long enough to notice their bad habits they have that annoy me lol.
Apart from the last girl i was banging/seeing. She was a selfish twisted ***** and was completely oblivious to these facts. Hence why i got rid
For the record i'm actually single and that comment was sarcastic At the mo i'm not with girls long enough to notice their bad habits they have that annoy me lol.
Apart from the last girl i was banging/seeing. She was a selfish twisted ***** and was completely oblivious to these facts. Hence why i got rid
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This thread =
I have just show some of the replys to my missus and she agrees she does a lot of them
Shyte tip car = yes
Crumbs + knife on the worktop = yes
Going to bed early, then reading for hours, waking me up to go to the bog all night, meaning i wake up properly after an hour and cant sleep again = yes
Leaving stuff all over = yes
Overcooking meat = yes
Socket switches off = yes
Messy cow = yes
Farts = yes (after the first year, no idea what she did before then)
Pissed mates back from the pub = yes (and one of them thought it hillarious to wake me up at 2.30am when i had work the next morning)
Taking over the whole bed = yes (although i started kipping on the couch)
Apart from that, shes not so bad.
I have just show some of the replys to my missus and she agrees she does a lot of them
Shyte tip car = yes
Crumbs + knife on the worktop = yes
Going to bed early, then reading for hours, waking me up to go to the bog all night, meaning i wake up properly after an hour and cant sleep again = yes
Leaving stuff all over = yes
Overcooking meat = yes
Socket switches off = yes
Messy cow = yes
Farts = yes (after the first year, no idea what she did before then)
Pissed mates back from the pub = yes (and one of them thought it hillarious to wake me up at 2.30am when i had work the next morning)
Taking over the whole bed = yes (although i started kipping on the couch)
Apart from that, shes not so bad.