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Old 15 August 2011, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Wurzel
No it won't! He will just wait until Claire gets home from work then the 2 of them will rehearse something and keep the conversation going for days. You might even get the odd cycling anicdote thrown into the mix aswell
Well, I have children, so have other things to do (not have sex obviously, that would be mad!) than reherse a witty retort.

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Old 15 August 2011, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
This post will receive the highest number of search results .. ever ..
It's not good for the - let's google your username and SN game! Lol
Old 15 August 2011, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Well, I have children, so have other things to do (not have sex obviously, that would be mad!) than reherse a whitty retort.
There is nothing mad about having sex girl! You crack on ;-)
Old 15 August 2011, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Wurzel
There is nothing mad about having sex girl! You crack on ;-)
Thanks for the motivation

Was thinking it was the devils work I was talking about.

Women actually wanting to have SEX! Never!!
Old 15 August 2011, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Wurzel
There is nothing mad about having sex girl! You crack one off ;-)
Edited for accuracy!

STilover: I thought they were called the dirty thirties for a reason - they'll be others!

No amount of sex is going to offset someone who is a pain in the backside, although letting go of someone who's a bit tasty in the sack does sting!
Old 15 August 2011, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
The majority of users on here talk about wanking, **** and sex all the time,
Are they to do with mapping perhaps
Old 15 August 2011, 05:29 PM
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Mines a bit of a control freak, she cooks and then gets all upset if I put an non approved sauce or condiment on it, wtf its my tea, if my enjoyment will be increased then so be it, anyway some gravy may have reduced my need to apply something to give it some flavour !

She is a bit untidy, she leaves piles of stuff round the house and I am not allowed to move them.

She goes to bed and then reads for bloody hours, I go to sleep and then she wakes me up turning lights off and going to the loo, I wake up refreshed after an hours kip and cant sleep again !
Old 15 August 2011, 05:51 PM
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someone got a lawn mower.... http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php...type=1&theater

A poster above saying about his girl saying pick me up at 11pm and then no sow till 11:30... I've done this. she said pick me up at 11pm. I get there wait until 11:20 and know that as soon as I go home she would come out..

3am she came out.. I was proper pissed... got some jollies though
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mine spits

keep telling NOT to wate it
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My girl shaves her minge in the bath and sometimes forgets to remove all the 'bush' from the plug hole.
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...repeatedly breathing!
Old 15 August 2011, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by specialx
Bringing her p**sed up mates back from the pub and asking me to join in!


I'll try not to drink as much next time
Old 15 August 2011, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by flame_on
My girl shaves her minge in the bath and sometimes forgets to remove all the 'bush' from the plug hole.


Buy her a 3in1 lady shaver. And tell her to 'trim' before she shaves.
Old 15 August 2011, 07:05 PM
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mine cant hold her drink. 2 glasses of wine and shes a vegetable. 3 glasses and she'll be throwing up all night in the bathroom on her own whilst I sleep soundly.
Old 15 August 2011, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
The majority of users on here talk about wanking, **** and sex all the time
Yes, many are very experienced in the first 2 things you mention, you're not wrong there.
Old 15 August 2011, 07:28 PM
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mine stays up till 3am watching bloody music vids on utube when drunk then demands action till about 6am with work at 8 . one of these days i might just manage to say the look on her face would be worth the slap
Old 15 August 2011, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by davyboy
Yes, many are very experienced in the first 2 things you mention, you're not wrong there.
Lol! Oh yes. I learned a few sites from here.
Old 15 August 2011, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by flame_on
My girl shaves her minge in the bath and sometimes forgets to remove all the 'bush' from the plug hole.
Post some pics.
Old 15 August 2011, 08:31 PM
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Old 15 August 2011, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
No. She was all for me. I hurt her. Told her I didn't love her. Told I hadn't for a while. Not true, but I said it as the arguments were getting me down.

I realised my mistake. Tried to get her back, but she started seeing someone, and is going through the "Getting to know you" and "flirting" stage with him.

I hurt her bad. Now it's me that's hurt. I'm fecking devastated
Not sleeping well (6 hours in the last 3 nights) and can't stomach food.

She was brilliant in bed too. Her moto was if she doesn't give her B/F sex, then he'll look elsewhere. I had sex on tap.

How many women think like that? not many. Bet most people who's G/F's are in their 30's don't get sex 3/4 times a week minimum.

And now this new fella will be getting that soon.

I can be such a pr!ck at times.
What a week eh.

Anyhow don't beat yourself up about it m8,trust me i've been where you are probably worse than you.I know its hard but not sleeping etc is not gonna change things.If she wants to be with you,then she will come round to your way of thinking so to speak.Don't go acting all desperate etc,if the worse happens then move on,its not easy but you have to get back up on your feet and move forward.

BTW women love sex,they all don't shout out about it though..
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Old 15 August 2011, 08:46 PM
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pml /\/\/\/\ I think he wanted a pic of the finished artical
Old 15 August 2011, 09:18 PM
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Thanks for everyones responses to my posts.

It's not easy just letting go, and it's bloody hard getting to sleep when you `want` her back.

I'm sure in the next week or so, I'll get over her (hope so anyway) and my mates are taking me out this Saturday. So I'm sure that'll be a good night of getting p!ssed and the usual p!ss taking along the way.
Old 15 August 2011, 10:31 PM
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STI, you are thinking in a "poverty" kind of way. If you suddenly realise there is an abundance of hot girls around, you would actually feel better straight away....
Old 15 August 2011, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by davyboy
Is your partner Greek?
Old 16 August 2011, 02:35 AM
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Always insisting that when we have a threesome with her girlfriend that we film it. It's supposed to be a private thing.....








For the record i'm actually single and that comment was sarcastic At the mo i'm not with girls long enough to notice their bad habits they have that annoy me lol.


Apart from the last girl i was banging/seeing. She was a selfish twisted ***** and was completely oblivious to these facts. Hence why i got rid
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well done this thread .. having read it over my shoulder it engaged the misses in some 2 hours of relations .. I'm ****ing knackered this morning though ..

I owe you all a beer ..
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
well done this thread .. having read it over my shoulder it engaged the misses in some 2 hours of relations .. I'm ****ing knackered this morning though ..

I owe you all a beer ..
I'll have a keg then
Old 16 August 2011, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted by bulldogtwy
id probably say my gf's worst habit if you can call it that is poking me in the eye because she find it funny on the odd occasion.

Is that your brown eye ?
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This thread =

I have just show some of the replys to my missus and she agrees she does a lot of them

Shyte tip car = yes
Crumbs + knife on the worktop = yes
Going to bed early, then reading for hours, waking me up to go to the bog all night, meaning i wake up properly after an hour and cant sleep again = yes
Leaving stuff all over = yes
Overcooking meat = yes
Socket switches off = yes
Messy cow = yes
Farts = yes (after the first year, no idea what she did before then)
Pissed mates back from the pub = yes (and one of them thought it hillarious to wake me up at 2.30am when i had work the next morning)
Taking over the whole bed = yes (although i started kipping on the couch)


Apart from that, shes not so bad.


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