snowcrash

SISI - wot does it stand for then????

johnfelstead

hehehehehe

snowcrash

S.I.S.I = Sumo lncar Speed Instruction ?

pslewis

Surely EVERYONE knows by now??

Subaru Impreza Standards Institution

Upholding the standards Subaru sets - as they are the ones to know how far to push the Impreza, whilst maintaining reliability - then what do the sad cases do??? mess it all about and blow their engines!!

Pete

[Edited by pslewis - 4/28/2002 4:19:58 PM]

snowcrash

lol - maybe someone should start a Scoobynet/Subaru Abbrievations FAQ???

chrisp

whats an FAQ

chrisp

"Upholding the standards Subaru sets - as they are the ones to know how far to push the Impreza"

Mine came with standard gold STI wheels, fitted by a subaru bloke in the subaru factory so they must be okay as they meet Subaru approval

pslewis

Yes, quite correct Gold Wheels are a sad item that I have to allow into the club. BUT the members will be vetted to ensure that tackyitus does NOT get a hold, we will have you re-painting your tarty Golds within days!!

Pete

snowcrash

pslewis - what about those horrible dealer and other stickers! these are blatantly put on after the car is sold... and should be classed as a major reason for failure to enter the club.

e.g.

snowcrash

or even stone chips!!! as thats also an aftermarket add-on too !
isn't it?

in french policemen accent - "definatly not Factory Fresh!"

Marky J

MINES STANDARD
NO MODS AT ALL

MichelleWRX1994

Pete I appreciate the big kiss back XX

But it is not enough for me

I need you to come and fulfill your potential in the only worthy of such a character as yourself

Can you start a club for us poor import owners?

pslewis

Michelle:-

I need you to come and fulfill your potential in the only worthy of such a character as yourself
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?? expand?

Pete

pslewis

Just because you know me as a wild unsurpressed animal DOESNT mean I will do that dirty stuff with you again!! XX

Pete

pslewis

2 Year BIG service tomorrow

Still, it 'should' drive better???? maybe its the 'only' mod I need!!

One thing is for certain I will be a lot poorer - can you have a collection for me?? You DO get value for money out of me

Pete

Little Miss WRX

I think I was being too cryptic there

I was referring to the Muppet Show

With regards to the dirty stuff, you promised

sasman

01 with £50 "ouch" mats ?

Robyn

got a My99 5 door with new windscreen wipers (non standard)(bosch or somesuch I think) and non-oem tyres. Oh also replaced some bulbs but thats it I think.

Is that still within the boundarys?

(oh and got a spare set of MY00 wheels in case I knacker mine any more)

pslewis

Yeah mats and wipers are fine AS LONG AS THEY ARE NOT GOLD!!

Just send me your £19:99 like all the others have and you will get your SISI pack!

Pete

MichelleWRX1994

Imports corner better

You thought of a club for the likes of me then? As in car club not the muppets, I know I belong there at times

pslewis

Hey, get offa my Corner!!

I have JUST the club for you my little sex-pot!!

C orner
R aider
A nd
P etes
S exy.......................... CRAPS Club??

Sorry, its late and I have had a long long long day!! nite nite

Pete

MichelleWRX1994

Oh Pete, that was a poor effort

Should be a bit quicker Pete, I guess it is the standard UK minus gold wheels that is slowing you down, or is it your age

Michelle xxx

pslewis

There HAS got to be some closet standard bearers still to declare their hand - come on all stand up for the SISI club!

The membership packs include:-

1. Paint remover for those sad souls who had to buy a Scooby with Gold Wheels

2. A small bore exhaust attachment - it screws to the inside of any big-bore Roy bacer drainpipe backbox!

3. A Standard ECU - allows the car to return to reliability

4. An analogue clock attachment that clips over the Boost gauge - telling the time is more useful

and finally, most importantly, a shredder ...............
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To shred all those worthless, sad, Dyno print-outs!!! because, at the end of the day, WHO GIVES A DAMN???!!

Pete

pslewis

There HAS got to be some closet standard bearers still to declare their hand - come on all stand up for the SISI club!

The membership packs include:-

1. Paint remover for those sad souls who had to buy a Scooby with Gold Wheels

2. A small bore exhaust attachment - it screws to the inside of any big-bore Roy bacer drainpipe backbox!

3. A Standard ECU - allows the car to return to reliability

4. An analogue clock attachment that clips over the Boost gauge - telling the time is more useful

and finally, most importantly, a shredder ...............
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
To shred all those worthless, sad, Dyno print-outs!!! because, at the end of the day, WHO GIVES A DAMN???!!

Pete