TelBoy

Jef, you're doing yourself no favours here. You've taken steroids, period. That's all that davyboy was highlighting.

classic Subaru Si

So what if he has - its got **** all to do with anyone else! He was posting his tattoo's up, not asking if Davyboy fancied him or not - which sounds like he does to me...

jef

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hehe davy, your not now making your assumptions into actual fact are you. lol. and yet more tabloid sensationalism - your just showing that fact that you actually dont know anything about this. because all your spouting is what the media has told you.

all sports use performance enhancers, from , snooker golf, rugby athletics ect ect.

now if id put up a pic of me hitting a golf ball - would you have shouted, "roids man" i think not. And why not - because your education on this is media fed.

and that depends on your definition of sport. - im sure youll find that your definition of sport is not agreed with worldwide - that really just seem like a mildly antagonistic comment.

and yes, i do secretly think you fancy me, and want to be me, haha.

and tel boy have i now - its interesting to know that youve actually lived my life

thanks for that insight.

alloy

Jef, why have you stuck the umpa lumpa colour photo up you cant even see a tatoo, neither can you see your tatoo in the little photo of your back nor the one of your legs....all kind of suggests you just want to "show off" your needle work(yes roids not ink ), if you wanted to show off your tatoos i imagine you could have got much better pics....

What (cliched) meanings do the symbols on your back have?

Fat Boy

Kool

jef

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alloy my initial pics were more a tonge and cheek laugh, hence the comments and lol's in my post

possibly in a small attemp to bait people like davyboy out, probably wrong thing to do, but hey, not the end of the world now is it. so please davy accept my grovelling apologies for that.

that still doesnt change what ive actually posted as being fact. ill informed people think steroids build muscle and burn fat. they dont. a hormone cannot change its molecular structure into protein tissue to build a muscle. protein is derived from food only, and this is what muscles are made of. Hormones can only alter the enviroment the body is in, with regard to muscle growth. they promote a positive nitrogen balance and as such can make POTENTIAL muscle growth rates change.

davy seems to think thats a smokescreen or riddle for some reason?

so back on topic

dont have any pics of my dragon yet, but they will be up as it is actually, a very good peice in my humble opinion.

Funkii Munkii

Jef, if you were to wear Lycra shorts and a cycling helmet when having that photo taken I'm sure it would appease the situation because we all know real men wear Lycra

davyboy

Yes, real men wear lycra and shave legs.

jef

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lol , very true

and there also very similar to my physique now haha

TelBoy

Yep, you have. Maybe still do depending on how old that picture is. Just don't get why you're being so defensive and arsey about it. But i guess nobody was expecting to see bodybuilding look-at-me pics on a tattoo thread.

jef

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telboy lets move back to tattoos instead of silly assumptions eh

Devildog

Lets ignore the fact that you feel the need to ram your own views down the throats of others Geoffrey (a certain indicator of "issues" on your part, but let us park that for now) and look at your closing comments:

Firstly, for one so quick to find fault in others, there's a missing "in my opinion" from that statement, which the apology and smillie simply accentuate.

Anyway, I digress. I would argue that these look anything but "utterly gash"








more here

http://www.tattooartists.org/Gal1845..._s_Gallery.asp

And Tel, you of all people should know better than to stereotype.

Anyway, that's my contribution to the topic. None are my tattoos, unfortunately, however I do have three at the moment with numbers 4 and 5 planned.

I guess I must be a chav then, what with the dogs as well..

Bubba po

Argue all you want, but I'm afraid they do, to me.

If you want to have big dogs and tattoos, have them. Some people have their own views about it.

J4CKO

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I kind of like the idea of Tattoos but its like private number plates, most are gash but sometimes some are really good.

There has been a big increase in Tattoos over the last few years and it seems to be part of a "Cool by numbers" thing, along with having a certain car, clothes and stuff, a guy at work had a huge Koi done, nice job but he is the epitome of one ticking things off a list, Audi TT, tattoo, designer labels, Ipad, Iphone etc, nice lad but it is like a tick list of things he has to have/do, all a bit Metrosexual.

I think you need to be in the forces or a biker to carry a Tattoo off, perhaps a proper rock band, doesn't work on computer programmers and accountants who drive diesel Superminis, its like a Harley, for most it makes you look a ponce but if you are a proper, hairy arsed Hells Angel its cool, if you are in the Paras then its cool but if you are a skinny shop assistant that hangs round Starbucks wielding an Ipad then you just look a fanny.

I am a computer Database Administrator, im not cool enough for one, but the difference is, I know it.

Bubba po

Top stuff as usual, Jacko.

Bubba po

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT9X3Tcmwh0&NR=1

Devildog

Indeed. And some are secure enough to keep them to themselves

Bubba po

Why the hell should I keep my opinion to myself? No-one else does! It's nothing to do with security, by the way; I've seen enough appalling tattoos in my time to almost make me an authority on third-class epidermal graffiti. And without exception they've been sported by thuggish, ill-educated, moronic ****heads. It's not my opinion, it's fact.

Devildog

Lol. Maybe you should keep your opinions to yourself on this occasion because the thread is about "what tattoos have you got". If it was a thread titled "demonstrate how much of a stereotyping **** can one be" then that's a different story

Terminator X

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What's happened to you Jef, you're all swollen & mis-shapen

TX.

DCI Gene Hunt

Here's my tattoo....

.... it's a tiny dove on my shoulder

JTaylor

Bubba po

Ok, I apologise for my comments and I withdraw all the insults I've made.

I just don't like tattoos.

donny andi

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that's some serious growth hormone injected there

RJM25R

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From the close of the year 1811 intensified arming and concentrating of the forces of Western Europe began, and in 1812 these forces- millions of men, reckoning those transporting and feeding the army- moved from the west eastwards to the Russian frontier, toward which since 1811 Russian forces had been similarly drawn. On the twelfth of June, 1812, the forces of Western Europe crossed the Russian frontier and war began, that is, an event took place opposed to human reason and to human nature. Millions of men perpetrated against one another such innumerable crimes, frauds, treacheries, thefts, forgeries, issues of false money, burglaries, incendiarisms, and murders as in whole centuries are not recorded in the annals of all the law courts of the world, but which those who committed them did not at the time regard as being crimes.

RJM25R

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I thought I'd quote "war and peace" seeing as everyone else was!

jef

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dont get me started!!

RJM25R

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As a matter of interest, and I can't seem to see a direct q and a, HAVE you used steroids? Straight question/straight answer?

Jonny_

U on dat dere celltech jef??

cuprajake

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mine when first done,

http://www.flickr.com/photos/cuprajake/5376450794/http://www.flickr.com/photos/cuprajake/5376450794/ by http://www.flickr.com/people/cuprajake/, on Flickr

http://www.flickr.com/photos/cuprajake/5376451978/http://www.flickr.com/photos/cuprajake/5376451978/ by http://www.flickr.com/people/cuprajake/, on Flickr

http://www.flickr.com/photos/cuprajake/5376452258/http://www.flickr.com/photos/cuprajake/5376452258/ by http://www.flickr.com/people/cuprajake/, on Flickr

jake