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Old May 31, 2011 | 08:32 PM
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i must have the only impreza that has less than 400 bhp.
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Old May 31, 2011 | 08:40 PM
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ive emailed him as he's local too me to ask if he has rolling road print out to prove the bhp.
any guesses to the reply i will receive if any??
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Old May 31, 2011 | 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by tubbytommy
ive emailed him as he's local too me to ask if he has rolling road print out to prove the bhp.
any guesses to the reply i will receive if any??
am i cant find it
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Old May 31, 2011 | 09:31 PM
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Old May 31, 2011 | 09:39 PM
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Looks like he's driven into the worlds largest Toblerone wrapper.
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Old May 31, 2011 | 10:08 PM
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Looks like he's driven into the worlds largest Toblerone wrapper.
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Old May 31, 2011 | 10:32 PM
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So he has "sincere pleasure" in offering this heap? I'd take sincere pleasure in telling him to shove it into a bottomless pit. What a tw*t
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Old May 31, 2011 | 10:40 PM
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The guy in this link for another ebay special suggests his classic makes 381bhp with a TD05 and a remapped Z4...its a Version 3!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Modified-Subar...item3368435469
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Old Jun 1, 2011 | 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by jayallen
The guy in this link for another ebay special suggests his classic makes 381bhp with a TD05 and a remapped Z4...its a Version 3!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Modified-Subar...item3368435469
Just looked at this Ad.......... TBH, it`s not a bad Spec and quite a nice looker.... 381bhp is quite acheivable on that car....

So many photos of every angle, I couldnt really find fault anywhere. I liked It
I wished under my bonnet looked like that....
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Old Jun 1, 2011 | 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by ginger321
it says its got an emergency button in it?
What sort of emergency - unless its a cloaking device to stop folks seeing you driving it.


Originally Posted by andythejock01wrx
Apparently it's so fast it's "frightening & dangerous"!


To be fair.................I've seen worse (but its still making my eyes bleed)
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Old Jun 1, 2011 | 06:26 AM
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Originally Posted by FurballPhil
Just looked at this Ad.......... TBH, it`s not a bad Spec and quite a nice looker.... 381bhp is quite acheivable on that car....

So many photos of every angle, I couldnt really find fault anywhere. I liked It
I wished under my bonnet looked like that....


381bhp is achievable with a different turbo lol
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Old Jun 1, 2011 | 07:27 AM
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"NEONS UNDER CAR WITH MULTI FUNCTION BOX INSIDE "THIS CAR FEELS LIKE THE FAST AND FURIOUS 5"

thats sold it for me!!!!!!

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Old Jun 1, 2011 | 07:28 AM
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381bhp is achievable with a different turbo lol

Also ecu and injectors.
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Old Jun 1, 2011 | 12:28 PM
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he has mixed his backbox up with his air filter
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Old Jun 1, 2011 | 12:46 PM
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well this morning i received an email.
no i dont have the printout it has been lost (theres a suprise) but as anyone knows these mods add up to 400 bhp.
come and drive it and it will be the fastest impreza you have driven!


apart from the 2 others i have owned and the one i have now which is only 350 bhp with a dyno printout lol.
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Old Jun 1, 2011 | 12:48 PM
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Wow, just wow....... Some people shouldn't be allowed near cars. EVER!

ALSO CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!!!!!! ARGH SHOUTING!!!! LOUD NOISES!!!! MENERGY!!!!
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Old Jun 1, 2011 | 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by westallc
381bhp is achievable with a different turbo lol
Who the hell do you think you lot are in here... Are you an Impreza Owners Club or is this just an extension to BarryBoys website...

In My 15 years of owning Impreza`s, I`ve never come across such an up it`s own **** bunch of rude Pratts as ScoobyNet

Differnet ECU???, Different Injectors??? Different Turbo???
TD05... He`s not quite said which variation, But an 18g or 20g is more than capable of those figures. Engine... STi Red Top (276bhp Standard)... Yellow Injectors..... Now... This advert does say he can provide the Dyno print out for this car.... So, before you try and use your stupid, childish wee just grow up and act your ages...

A Version3 STi with a TD05 18g/20g turbo, injectors, 255 f/pump and the rest of the stated upgrades with a decent Re-map holding a 1.4bar boost CAN make and is possible to produce a 381bhp dyno print out...

Actually, I`m not that interested... In the short time I`ve been on this site, I`ve noticed more arrogance here than on any other site.

My response to the original post of that Impreza http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Modified-Subar...item3368435469
Was my opinion on it... I don`t expect from adults to be ridiculed with or any other childish signs for it. Reply back with your own opinion in a mature way pointing out why you think your way
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Old Jun 1, 2011 | 08:40 PM
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Hmm, let me see...

Bodykit - check
Stupid paint job - check
VTA Dumpvalve - check
Lexus lights - check
Neons - check
Bull$hit figures - check
Gobsh1te newbie defending it - check


Yep, it's a chav chariot and advertised by a jeb end.

Next question.
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Old Jun 1, 2011 | 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
Hmm, let me see...

Bodykit - check
Stupid paint job - check
VTA Dumpvalve - check
Lexus lights - check
Neons - check
Bull$hit figures - check
Gobsh1te newbie defending it - check


Yep, it's a chav chariot and advertised by a jeb end.

Next question.
Spot on fella...
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Old Jun 1, 2011 | 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by FurballPhil
Who the hell do you think you lot are in here... Are you an Impreza Owners Club or is this just an extension to BarryBoys website...

In My 15 years of owning Impreza`s, I`ve never come across such an up it`s own **** bunch of rude Pratts as ScoobyNet

Differnet ECU???, Different Injectors??? Different Turbo???
TD05... He`s not quite said which variation, But an 18g or 20g is more than capable of those figures. Engine... STi Red Top (276bhp Standard)... Yellow Injectors..... Now... This advert does say he can provide the Dyno print out for this car.... So, before you try and use your stupid, childish wee just grow up and act your ages...

A Version3 STi with a TD05 18g/20g turbo, injectors, 255 f/pump and the rest of the stated upgrades with a decent Re-map holding a 1.4bar boost CAN make and is possible to produce a 381bhp dyno print out...

Actually, I`m not that interested... In the short time I`ve been on this site, I`ve noticed more arrogance here than on any other site.

My response to the original post of that Impreza http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Modified-Subar...item3368435469
Was my opinion on it... I don`t expect from adults to be ridiculed with or any other childish signs for it. Reply back with your own opinion in a mature way pointing out why you think your way
Ok ill start.....for starters the yellow injectors will not flow enough fuel to make the claimed power the guy states....fact.
The guy says it has a remapped Z4 ecu, firstly the Z4 can not be remapped and secondly the Z4 was used in MY96 WRX's, the car in the link is a MY97....3 plug as opposed to a 4 plug!

So your 15 years with imprezas count for $hit...

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Old Jun 1, 2011 | 09:19 PM
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is furball phil the seller????
i wonder!!!!!
also i emailed about the dyno printout and he has not got it!
well what a suprise

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Old Jun 1, 2011 | 09:21 PM
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dude are the last owner of the **** tard thats trying to sell this uuuuummmm (nice word sod it ill just use) pile of sh1te man chill

in my view it reminds me of something i coloured in as a child tell a lie is was blind back then
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Old Jun 1, 2011 | 09:24 PM
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Just the one i am looking for haha
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Old Jun 1, 2011 | 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by jayallen
Ok ill start.....for starters the yellow injectors will not flow enough fuel to make the claimed power the guy states....fact.
The guy says it has a remapped Z4 ecu, firstly the Z4 can not be remapped and secondly the Z4 was used in MY96 WRX's, the car in the link is a MY97....3 plug as opposed to a 4 plug!

So your 15 years with imprezas count for $hit...
ok... My firstly....... Who says my 15 years counts for $hit.... Did I even claim a 15 year under the bonnet.... No!... In my 15 years of "Owning" Impreza`s... Learn to read...


My original reply was just my opinion... You could easily have replied in a polite, mature and reasonable manner with your own opinion and why you don`t think the parts used would make what it claims, which may have changed my view on what I was thinking. But no, you seem the need to make yourself feel superior in your supposide higher learning and knowledge to resort to a childish ....

Now, I don`t think it`s much to ask for on a website like this to expect a bit of politeness and maybe a wee bit of respect for other members

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Old Jun 1, 2011 | 11:57 PM
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I will always admit when I`m wrong over something..... The seller of the Silver STi has revised his advert now.. With a power change to from 381bhp to 281bhp.....

But that doesn`t change my opinion in having polite replies, not cheap unfriendly ones.

However, I Now think that with all he`s done to it, TD05 etc, the car seems a little short changed with just a 5bhp increase on the standard 276bhp

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Originally Posted by jayallen
No.....advertising fees...
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Personally i would hold a raffle (no picture of actual car),then wait to see the look on the face of the poor b'stard who won....... ..



2nd prize - Fast and Furious Box set.....

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Originally Posted by FurballPhil
I will always admit when I`m wrong over something..... The seller of the Silver STi has revised his advert now.. With a power change to from 381bhp to 281bhp.....

But that doesn`t change my opinion in having polite replies, not cheap unfriendly ones.

However, I Now think that with all he`s done to it, TD05 etc, the car seems a little short changed with just a 5bhp increase on the standard 276bhp


Its just a little banter fella.

Chill out ffs.


















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Old Jun 2, 2011 | 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted by FurballPhil
ok... My firstly....... Who says my 15 years counts for $hit.... Did I even claim a 15 year under the bonnet.... No!... In my 15 years of "Owning" Impreza`s... Learn to read...


My original reply was just my opinion... You could easily have replied in a polite, mature and reasonable manner with your own opinion and why you don`t think the parts used would make what it claims, which may have changed my view on what I was thinking. But no, you seem the need to make yourself feel superior in your supposide higher learning and knowledge to resort to a childish ....

Now, I don`t think it`s much to ask for on a website like this to expect a bit of politeness and maybe a wee bit of respect for other members
I think it's also polite and reasonable to ask that replies are made in a legible and understandable manner, so can you see the irony in your ramblings my friend
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Originally Posted by FurballPhil
You could easily have replied in a polite, mature and reasonable manner
.............and i would of if you hadnt come wading in with your 15 years of knowledge stick ladeling people childish and arrogant.

Myself and Westalc made a comment that to make the power claimed, the car will need a few more upgrades.....ie.....atleast a different turbo, ecu and injectors.

If you want your comments to be treated in a more civilised way then post in a more civilised manner....
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