Does the office bog have only one toilet and one urinal with a tiled floor? Good. Get some rubbing alcohol and rub it on the toilet seat and around the pisser. Make sure you include a little line which extends to the door Wait for him to go to the bog. Then light alcohol.
astraboy.

 

Does he have a girlfriend? If so then send a number of letters to them both expressing an interest "in the ad they placed in the personals" when they both receive about 6 replies, suspiscions should be raised...

astraboy.

 

My God astraboy, get out of bed the wrong side?

 

No? jus' doing what I do...
Heres another.
Call the local Mortuary and report the guy dead. Arrange to have the body picked up sometime when you know he is going to be home.
astraboy.

 

If you have the time, you could always re-arrange his desk so that everything is the same, but the mirror opposite of what it was. (everything on the right, now on the left and vice versa) Then wait for him to come in and keep a straight face.

astraboy.

 

Either that or you could make your feelings clear by transplanting his entire desk outdside into the corridor, or the main atrium, or the MDs office.
astraboy.

 

take him out and get him pissed. Then bet him 50 quid that he cant get a pool 8 ball into his mouth. He will win but the interesting thing is that pool bals go in, but they cant come back out again. This has happened so often that medical science has developed a machine for extracting snooker ***** from mouths.

astraboy.

 

Snaffle about 20 of his business cards, then pay a call to the local red light district. Then hand them out to the roughest looking pros while saying "call me anytime"

astraboy.

 

Sabotge of his answering machine is good for a laugh, esp. if you can inpersonate your man. How about "I'm a bit busy now, please call back later (dont forget to put on a **** film on at high volume when recording this)"
Asking all callers out on dates.
Denouncing whatever faiths they may have...

astraboy.

 

Here is the ultimate.
Unless you are a professional, dont try this at home.
wait until the guy books some time off (week+ for best effects) Do all the above, but to different people in the office. on his last day, use your most obnoxious prank to as many people as possible.
When he goes on holiday CEASE ALL ACTIVITY.
When he comes back off holiday, start up again, make it really relentless as well. Then sit back as upper management put two and two together and realise that is was "Him". Then wait for his inevitable reaming from said upper management.

Right I'm gone.
astraboy.

 

Put him in a corner

 

You guys are great. I'll start with the tame stuff and work it up to the VERY FUNNY stuff (Snaffled Cards, **** Mag Subs etc) later.

Will keep you posted on his eventual collapse into a snivelling heap.

Cheers for the website address detaqis for data normalisation. I am now completely versed in this and am about to put someone else to the test. >

 

Astraboy...you are a nasty sort are you not??....!!they are brilliant...do you have a full list of pranks??...if yes can you mail me them?...
Nitika@vizavi.net

that would be great!!

heres one...Phone as many tradesmen as possible...Plumbers,chimney sweeps,sparkies,window sellers,tarmac specialists,,etc etc...arange for all of them to come to the house at the same time....oh and don't forget to get the undertakers round as well!!...now that is funny...done it before ..PS remember to hide some where near the said persons house and watch the antics!!!

 

Ooh Ooh - Try logging onto their pc account 3 times with a duff password - locks their account - really pisses them off 1/2 hour before important meeting

 

PMSLROTF @ Astra boy a man of my own hart

The best one has got to be the cups


Huxley

 

laffed mine off at that one reminds me of a VIZ character Buster Gonad and his unfeasibly large *********.

cheers

big sinky

 

Astra .....You have well lost the plot mate....

Pay a right old minger to show up at the office everyday wanting to talk to him....Get her to drop the hint that he has been banging her... Or get a young Bumb boy to do the same...Crack adict would be a great bonus.

 

Give him the OCP documentation, tell him to get through that lot, and only come back when he has passed the exams, should shut him up for a month or two.

 

LMAO @ Astraboy

great stuff!

note to self: never pi$$ astra boy off

Gary