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Old Mar 12, 2011 | 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Sadly not i was doing your mum up the wrong 'un with a few mates last night. She asked if you would stop and pick up some XXXL panty lines & bog roll as she is getting a little slack!
Save your cr*p insults for FC toe-toucher

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Old Mar 12, 2011 | 11:03 AM
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Save your cr*p insults for FC toe-toucher

I managed to creep past your dad earlier, nice you let him take your car, you are a good son!
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
I managed to creep past your dad earlier, nice you let him take your car, you are a good son!
I like the way you said 'creep past' lol
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Old Mar 12, 2011 | 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Camoscooby
I like the way you said 'creep past' lol
Your mum was on the back seat and she weights 400+lbs so my power to weight ratio is a little off. Usually i would have had him from the lights as your scoob would be suffering from heat soak and fuel starvation as you cannot afford to put more that a gallon in at a time!

Here she is, just how you like your mum

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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Your mum was on the back seat and she weights 400+lbs so my power to weight ratio is a little off. Usually i would have had him from the lights as you scoob would be suffering from heat soak and fuel starvation as you cannot afford to put more that a gallon in at a time!

Here she is, just how you like mum
Another from your personal collection?

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Old Mar 12, 2011 | 11:22 AM
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Oh look - the vtec just kicked in!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5L9e...feature=fvwrel
and again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STNz5...eature=related


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Another from your personal collection?

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Old Mar 12, 2011 | 11:23 AM
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I'm at work, cannot watch video's
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Old Mar 12, 2011 | 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Camoscooby
I'm at work, cannot watch video's
I'm not surprised, good to see Macdonalds keeps a close eye on their litter pickers and bin emptier's.

Still it has its perks you get to wear a snappy hi vis vest and all the big macs you and your mum can manage!
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Old Mar 12, 2011 | 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
I'm not surprised, good to see Macdonalds keeps a close eye on their litter pickers and bin emptier's.

Still it has its perks you get to wear a snappy hi vis vest and all the big macs you and your mum can manage!
Er, I have 4 stars now you know
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Old Mar 12, 2011 | 11:39 AM
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its exactly the same in evo owners, if you do something different and not the same as everyone else. or its not carbon !

you get slated.
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Old Mar 12, 2011 | 12:03 PM
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tbh if your making a post like this your spending far too much time on SN.

scoobynet is gonna be the first place anyone buys an impreza looks for advice, its got to be expected.

theres no seperate forum for tunnel runs which soo many people cream about on here, so why should there be a seperate forum for noobs asking about DV's and stainless systems?
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Old Mar 12, 2011 | 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by wrighty338
tbh if your making a post like this your spending far too much time on SN.

scoobynet is gonna be the first place anyone buys an impreza looks for advice, its got to be expected.

theres no seperate forum for tunnel runs which soo many people cream about on here, so why should there be a seperate forum for noobs asking about DV's and stainless systems?
If you count the amount of people with issues there's what half a dozen,how many members ??
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Old Mar 12, 2011 | 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by amego
theres allready a chav forum its called MLR
As someone who visits both there is no doubt in my mind the average IQ is higher over there, almost certainly because the Subaru is the cheaper car and like it or not those with more money tend to have a little more going on up top.

Originally Posted by Tail Slider
Can we also have a section for the old guard who have moved a away from Subaru ownership but just cant cut their ties with SN. That will give them the opportunity to post threads like "Back in my day" and "When i was a lad"

These people were once flying the Subaru flag where they thought the Impreza was the best car ever made but now slate the brand at any given time...why?...i guess it makes them feel all grown up.

FFS! The OP drives a Honda Accord, thats one rung away from owning a Nissan Micra or Honda Civic, the natural progression for the moaning old ******* who drive everywhere at 16mph causing queues of traffic behind them.

At the end of the day the soloution to the OP's problem is easy, the door is that way----------------------------------->
Just shut it on the way out to stop the Chavs coming in.
A decent post. I don't have the Subaru any more (Evo now) but there is the possibility I may yet have another (JDM Blob STI if I do) and I can occassionally help others out. There is also some crossover of information with MLR as the cars are ultimately not that dissimilar.
Threads like this invariably start with some conflict between the parties on either side of the argument/jibe and then when a few of the 'old guard' have got together it ends with them joking amongst themselves and licking each other's *****.

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I think it is a bit late to shut the door don't you....

I have obviously struck a nerve, maybe you are one of the new breed of chav-scum who are getting the scoob a bad/chavvy image otherwise why react so strongly - taking the mickey out of me owning a Honda - LoL from a ricer!

Probably best the old guard who do not own scoobs leave, that would be quite a few of us who also have a lot of knowledge about the cars gained over quite a few years, the experience of how to diagnose faults and how to fix them along with modding, etc.

All i said was a forum for the chavvy members who want there cars to look and sound like Barry-mobiles, thats all, any real owner /petrol-head would agree surely?

Here's some auto-**** for you!


I'm unaware that you have ever been a stalwart of the Technical' section, you pretty much only post in 'General' and 'NSR'. You could post much the same on 'mums.net' where I expect there are plenty of Honda Accords.
A large number of the 'Old Guard' who were genuinely knowledgable about the brand (Splitpin, John Banks etc) have vanished from here.

Kevin

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Old Mar 12, 2011 | 03:51 PM
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Old Mar 12, 2011 | 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by c_maguire
As someone who visits both there is no doubt in my mind the average IQ is higher over there, almost certainly because the Subaru is the cheaper car and like it or not those with more money tend to have a little more going on up top.



A decent post. I don't have the Subaru any more (Evo now) but there is the possibility I may yet have another (JDM Blob STI if I do) and I can occassionally help others out. There is also some crossover of information with MLR as the cars are ultimately not that dissimilar.
Threads like this invariably start with some conflict between the parties on either side of the argument/jibe and then when a few of the 'old guard' have got together it ends with them joking amongst themselves and licking each other's *****.



I'm unaware that you have ever been a stalwart of the Technical' section, you pretty much only post in 'General' and 'NSR'. You could post much the same on 'mums.net' where I expect there are plenty of Honda Accords.
A large number of the 'Old Guard' who were genuinely knowledgable about the brand (Splitpin, John Banks etc) have vanished from here.

Kevin
So your brilliant and insightful observation is that what car you drive denotes how smart you are - LoL - if you believe that then more fool you!

As for those 'genuinely knowledgeable' folk who have left - maybe it is partly to do with the 'chavvy' element. - oh and i spelt 'knowledgeable' correctly. really, you would have thought that you would known better given see yourself as having a little more going on up top

And because i drive a Honda my opinion does not count or matter - you may want to seek professional help as you seem to be displaying signs of an inferiority complex it is treatable - in some cases...removing your own head from your own *** is a good start

Now then - why would it be a problem to have a forum for the Barry element to frequent and ask away with those "which dump valve is loudest" type questions - it is a simple enough question and seems to get some people rather excited.

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Old Mar 12, 2011 | 06:09 PM
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and i thought all the bitch'ness was on chav forums

so old children on here
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Old Mar 12, 2011 | 06:18 PM
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iv got a max power sticker so can i join the group i mix whisky with petrol and my car goes faster and iv got a flame proof race suit i wear wen in the car around town and always have my passenger window down so folk can hear my pumpin tunes man...well boney m but hey ho
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Old Mar 12, 2011 | 06:21 PM
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only if u have a pregnant 16 year old girl friend u buy cider and **** for
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Old Mar 12, 2011 | 06:25 PM
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ok i can arrange that...only if u start callin me bro...or dog
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Old Mar 12, 2011 | 06:29 PM
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dont be like that my punk *** beeeeeatch! offerwise i will pop a cap in ur *** my homo boy init pow pow

hows that? am i down with the kids now?
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Old Mar 12, 2011 | 06:34 PM
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I WANT TO BE ONE O UR BROS DUDE...
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Old Mar 12, 2011 | 06:40 PM
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only if u go up to pslewis and say u bummed his mum then u be in ma crew init.

oh my good i feel so dirty typing this crap
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you are a dirty boy but who cares...as i am a ****
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Originally Posted by tony_xs
only if u go up to pslewis and say u bummed his mum then u be in ma crew init.

oh my good i feel so dirty typing this crap
gangster crew lol
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Old Mar 12, 2011 | 07:29 PM
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yup thats us ...got be kool an roll ur nearside window down all the time wi tunes bangin...even if its rainin mind...when u qualify we can call u bro..or dog..that ok dude
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I have £25 left out of my dole money this week, How can I use this money to make my car faster? I could buy a new spring for my dump valve to make it louder and get a gallon of petrol to pour in the Zorst and burn baffles but what could I spend the £12 I have left on? Would like to see 2 bhp per pound if possible, Cheers.
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Originally Posted by WildPikey
I have £25 left out of my dole money this week, How can I use this money to make my car faster? I could buy a new spring for my dump valve to make it louder and get a gallon of petrol to pour in the Zorst and burn baffles but what could I spend the £12 I have left on? Would like to see 2 bhp per pound if possible, Cheers.

Buy some sti badges to go on your wrx wagon that should add a few bhp.
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Originally Posted by c_maguire
As someone who visits both there is no doubt in my mind the average IQ is higher over there, almost certainly because the Subaru is the cheaper car and like it or not those with more money tend to have a little more going on up top.
If being a pretentious ******* is a sign of your IQ then I concur that the IQ is higher over at mlr.
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Buy some sti badges to go on your wrx wagon that should add a few bhp.

You should buy a wrx engine for your gl
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Buy some sti badges to go on your wrx wagon that should add a few bhp.
he dosnt need badges he has 2 carthorses pulling his wagon steptoe and son come to mind
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