This thread is pantastic...I cannot handle it any longer.

I do think this thread has no basis for jokes though.

It's a panoply of puns, a pandemic of bad humour, he has opened the pandoras box of Scoobynet; and the pantheon of Gods that we are has heeded the call.


Can we stop now?

Could the OP handle it if we did?

I think this thread needs to be put on the back-burner.

I think he may tell everyone to hob on soon.

Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side

This thread is riveting.. unlike the pan..

To sauté or not sauté - that is the question..

Maybe this thread is too hot to handle

Don't buy another cheap one. It'll be like jumping out of the frying pan, into the fire.

I was going to crack another joke. But I expect it too, would go down in the flames.

Now, now, children. Put your lids back on. poor OP is already in a soup due to that cheap pan trauma, no need to stir it anymore. Be nice, and go and peel a tomato or something.

He's going to be hobbing mad when he reads the rest of this thread. I can just imagine the steam coming from his ears.

Speak to the supplier i am sure they will handle it for you - good for you for not keeping a lid on it and not letting off steam.

Good luck and i hope it all pans out for you

Their head of complaints is Peter Pan.

Where will you source a pan?

I'd look in the pantry.

that pan must sound really tinny now it has no bass

The OP is getting a real grilling, my advice is if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen!

If you go back and start shouting at the supplier, it might all pan out on your side!

Les

Good grief.............wanders off to cut wrists.

Deadpan then...

Les

That's a bit extreme. Can you not settle for a dose of swine flu?










Or some other pan-demic?

Will you be appearing on Panorama this week Alcazar?

Probably: I'll have murdered someone off Scoobyent

C'mon eveyone needs to simmer down, Alcazar is going potty!!

I always knew Alcazar had a skillet-on in his cupboard.