The BASE just fell off one of my pans........
03 February 2011, 08:33 PM
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This thread is pantastic...I cannot handle it any longer.
03 February 2011, 08:37 PM
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I do think this thread has no basis for jokes though.
03 February 2011, 08:44 PM
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It's a panoply of puns, a pandemic of bad humour, he has opened the pandoras box of Scoobynet; and the pantheon of Gods that we are has heeded the call.
Can we stop now?
03 February 2011, 08:46 PM
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Could the OP handle it if we did?
03 February 2011, 09:12 PM
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I think this thread needs to be put on the back-burner.
03 February 2011, 09:41 PM
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I think he may tell everyone to hob on soon.
03 February 2011, 09:46 PM
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Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
03 February 2011, 09:52 PM
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To sauté or not sauté - that is the question..
03 February 2011, 10:36 PM
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Maybe this thread is too hot to handle
03 February 2011, 11:11 PM
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Don't buy another cheap one. It'll be like jumping out of the frying pan, into the fire.
04 February 2011, 12:12 AM
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I was going to crack another joke. But I expect it too, would go down in the flames.
04 February 2011, 12:36 AM
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Now, now, children. Put your lids back on. poor OP is already in a soup due to that cheap pan trauma, no need to stir it anymore. Be nice, and go and peel a tomato or something.
04 February 2011, 12:57 AM
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He's going to be hobbing mad when he reads the rest of this thread. I can just imagine the steam coming from his ears.
04 February 2011, 08:08 AM
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Speak to the supplier i am sure they will handle it for you - good for you for not keeping a lid on it and not letting off steam.
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04 February 2011, 08:16 AM
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Their head of complaints is Peter Pan.
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04 February 2011, 09:35 AM
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Where will you source a pan?
04 February 2011, 12:34 PM
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Quote:
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Where will you source a pan?
I'd look in the pantry.
04 February 2011, 12:42 PM
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that pan must sound really tinny now it has no bass
04 February 2011, 12:44 PM
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04 February 2011, 12:49 PM
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The OP is getting a real grilling, my advice is if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen!
04 February 2011, 01:54 PM
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If you go back and start shouting at the supplier, it might all pan out on your side!
04 February 2011, 02:26 PM
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Good grief.............wanders off to cut wrists.
04 February 2011, 02:28 PM
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Good grief.............wanders off to cut wrists.
Deadpan then...
04 February 2011, 02:36 PM
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04 February 2011, 02:39 PM
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Good grief.............wanders off to cut wrists.
That's a bit extreme. Can you not settle for a dose of swine flu?
Or some other pan-demic?
04 February 2011, 02:41 PM
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That's a bit extreme. Can you not settle for a dose of swine flu?
Or some other pan-demic?
04 February 2011, 02:52 PM
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Will you be appearing on Panorama this week Alcazar?
04 February 2011, 04:22 PM
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Probably: I'll have murdered someone off Scoobyent
04 February 2011, 04:32 PM
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C'mon eveyone needs to simmer down, Alcazar is going potty!!
04 February 2011, 04:51 PM
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I always knew Alcazar had a skillet-on in his cupboard.
03 February 2011, 08:44 PM
Probably: I'll have murdered someone off Scoobyent
