Screw that. Just go with the passport idea.

 

SRS - Nice corner..... do we still do corners?? (slowly obviously)

 

Sorry I know its late but I dont know what you mean.

 

awwww..... we don't do corners no more?

(In a previous life, you got a bit of respect and admiration for getting the first post on a new page. It was called a corner. If you can make search work, have a look for Des O'Corner. He was a master....... RIP :-(

 

Corners got "banned" when you could choose how many posts you have per page. Your "corner" post came halfway down the second page

 

Des O'Corner: I remember him!

 

What happened to him?

 

AFAIK, he took one corner a bit too quickly.

Or maybe he was just a muppet, interfering with the potential 'net worth' of the site