Just had a good one from a guy lol, apparantly he regularly plays poker on a table with 20 players, now anybody see an issue with this, 52 cards in a deck 20 players would take 40 cards and leave nothing to play with lol, a few of us told him that this cant happen, but he insists he plays it. Its 10 maximum lol. he reckons its a pub organised game as well

 

You won't believe this one.

Friend said he owned a Subaru Impreza and it was very fast and a classy, quality car.


Can you believe that - honest to mythical deity - whatever next !!

 

texas holdem can be played with 20 players

 

LOL try reading the WPT rules book maximum of 10 palyers per table.

 

76% of the deck is dealt out to the 20 players if there if 20 while in theory there is enough cards there isnt enough to give all the 20 players chance to make a hand, hence rule maximum of 10 per table. 40 from 52 cards are dealt 3 are burnt that only leaves 9 cards 5 are shared cards only 4 left from a full deck. Rules are Rules

 

Who cares about rules ?

 

people who play poker correctly !

 

who cares about poker, gambling is only one step away from being a fully fledged politician.

 

everbody to their own mate, i play every friday with mates £10 a man, so if i lose its not the end of the world,

 

Back on topic. Bloke I worked with told me he went hunting with a bow and arrow. He was walking around a small lake when he spotted a rabbit on the other side. He drew his bow and as he shot the arrow a salmon jumped from the surface of the water. The arrow hit the salmon then continued on to hit the rabbit. He dined well that night, and all told with a straight face

 

I find these storys so funny only thing i think is yes they are all far fetched and we jump staright to is bullsh**t but a small number of them may be true very few obviously but you never know, i bet there is at least one of these poor people who have been ridiculed for their story when it was actually true haha

 

He stole that story from me, apart from the fact it was a vole and stickleback and I was riding past on my World Superbike, which I was test riding at the time.

This thread is genius......

 

The amazing thing is that they think everyone believes them.

Les

 

We had a new one today. Absolute classic.

He did a sponsored swim on Sunday, the same distance as crossing the channel but indoors......and he managed the 21 miles in a time of 4 hours 20.

The fastest channel swim in 6.57....so he'd be in with a shout of that.

Not only that, BUT he would be the fastest swimmer in the world.......at any distance! Incredible!

 

Lol, brilliant

 

I used to work with a lad years ago who we all knew lied though his teath but we then learnt that there is a disorder that some people have where they lie about stuff, ie make up storys, and that person really thinks it happened or is happening.

 

Yeah medical term is called "Being an idiot"

HTH

 

Isnt the latin term "speakus bollocks maximus"?

 

 

Some off that is actually plausable. My kit will put an arrow through a fish, then a rabbit with easy. Hell, it would go through a knight in armour!

The senario you say though is highly implausable as salmon prefer moving water.

 

I wish you'd said that couple of weeks back, I've gone and splashed out on a crowbar now.

 

guy at my work swears he goes drifting at the weekends his car is front wheel drive and an automatic and swears he is in a music video doing donuts in a dodge viper also he dj's in ibiza in the summer and is the army enduro racing champ (he does have the bike and a broken rist lol but no trophy)

 

To be fair just being able to dream that up is genius

 

If you ignore what they say and talk about something else instead, they usually give up.

Les

 

I was going to believe it until you pointed that out.

 

Anyone care to dig out the "just ordered a Ferarri F360" thread from years ago?

Hilarious IIRC.

 

Please do... I've don't remember it and these stories are great

 

LOL quality thread. Reminds me of a lad I went to college with. he tried convincing us all he was Jamie Redknapp's cousin.

A few weeks later we're all in the pub one sunday afternoon watching footy when one of the players (Redknapp) had the camera close up to him. The lad in question turns round and genuinely asked "Who's that?" One of the other lads quick as a flash says "that's your f*cking cousin Jenkins" The rest of the pub just cracked up. It was absolutely priceless and one of those pure comedy moments that I will never forget. Jenkins, the gobsh*te he was, got totally and utterly busted.

 

You mean this one? Perhaps add in a thread or two from StuartH as well