Yeah DCI, I wish you would just come out and say it!

 

I think the answer to all of this is in the first line


Anyone who starts a sentence like this, akin to " I have a mate who" (when we all know it is them) is blatantly dabbling in some vertical challenging gardening/

I think he does profess too much

 

^^^^^ uphill gardening. LOL

 

Its actually not at all gay, depending on motivation, for instance, go and see Motorhead and its all hairy blokes in leather/denim drinking Carling Black Label and grunting, wheras Take That had a mainly young female fanbase, who have now grown up so it will be a flange fest of biblical proportions.

Hetero men always get it wrong and think that sports, Big scary Dogs, rock music and Subarus are rampantly hetero but they just involve loads of men, if you want to meet biords, as mentioned go to concerts like Take That, get a small approachable Dog and a TT or a Mini and you will come into contact with more women, ok in certain circumstance they may think you are gay, but so what, go shopping with them and they will get bored of that and you can say that they are so stunning they may just have a chance to turning you hetero if they fancy trying.

 

I believe the DCI is going for the 'music' and a chance to see Robbie

 

*Note to self - Never ever, bloody EVER mention Take That on Scoobynet again.

 

Anyone going to see Peter Andre?

 

Seen him 3 times this year already.............he's such a great guy..

 

He was in Wolves on the weekend, Christ knows why he came here, and no... I didn't go and see him.

 

I'm actually in team Jordan, the big breasted ****

 

Not much of a 'film star' though

 

She has big **** that make up for her lack of acting ability

 

Really, even with those lips?

 

Yep

 

as long as she doesnt use em to talk !

 

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/imageBank/j/Jordan110.jpg

She looks like she's got a moustache.

 

 

Dci can be head fluffer at jackos sex mansion

 

Nah, it's not even like that! I love brunettes, Angelina, Kelly Brook and Megan Fox mmmmm!

Katie Price however, she just doesn't float my boat. I like real women.

 

When I was *cough* a Rocker into moterhead AC/DC et al...I still liked the Mods stuff.Obviously top secret to confess to liking a bit of Two Tone,Specials etc

Same with Take That....I'm never going to confess to anyone I like some of their stuff

Jacko...quite right...those 15 year old screamers are now 35 and very dangerous.To be honest I fear more for the DCI's tackle than if he was going to see *insert popular band with gay following*

 

DCI.........


Didn't you dig out your purple crushed velvet loons a couple of years ago to go and see Whitesnake?

 

Bloomin Nora!

Chopin next!

 

Oi!! There's nothing wrong with Chopin!

 

Funnily enough I have a rather large classical collection

We'd need a double garage for all the books and music

Or did you mean shoppin

Thats enough smilies for one post...

 

[QUOTE=oldsplice;9679790]Oi!! There's nothing wrong with Chopin!

 

Sorry, I drifted off when I got as far as 'I have a rather large.............'


And I have a collection of classical as well! When are we going to open our 'Black Books' shop?

 

Well,funnily enough I do have a rather large......glass of wine, a la Bernard...so I'm good to go!

Are we going off DCI's gay thread..he needs some Barbara Streisand tickets

I love Fran!

 

Well, I WAS going to have a large glass of red, but couldn't be arsed to open a bottle, so had a G&T instead!


Yeah, lets torment DCI!

And Mr OS loves Fran as well!

 

"could it be magic...."



One more sleep till the tickets go on sale

 

You are only really gay if you push back...

Chop