Lol, not my daughters name btw!

She is called Tayla. And my son is Finley.

Her - http://i974.photobucket.com/albums/a...3/b1dadcc4.jpg

Him - http://i974.photobucket.com/albums/a...3/88c933a9.jpg

 

Methinks they've been reading Hello and OK too much. Stupid kid names are okay for celebrities to call their kids and provides a good laugh for the rest of us, but not are not for Joe Public. Celebs can afford to send Fifi or Tarquin to posh, expensive, private schools where all the other kids will have stupid names and hence they'll be accepted. Maybe the OP does too

Where's Al Murray when you need him

 

Theres diffinitley some aryan influence there

 

Called me old fashioned, but don't boys have boys hair cuts any more?

 

old fashioned








have you walked down the high street lately ?

 

They look like a lovely happy content family but please don't buy them any of these:

 

Gala Bingo

 

Good suggestion!
Not much, but a bit better than Prosper and Sorrel.

 

They are banned in my house. Purely because my kids constantly fall over if running around when wearing them, causing major grief

Can we play footbal dad?
Yes
Can I wear my crocs?
****ing hell son when will you learn

However they are great on the beach and the swimming pool.

 

we will be seeing family this weekend and our children well be spending time with their cousins

Celeste
Ottoline
Talula
Maximus
Lazlo
and Emile

btw Gala was Salvador Dali's muse -- but you guys already know that

 

Are you related ??

 

PMSL @ that!!

 

Also an apple, a shop in Ireland, and a singer who sang "Freed from Desire".

 

I got quizzed by a bloke at work once, proper mancunian type, why did you call your kid "Oscar" and asked if he got beaten up, I said that he dint get beaten up as we didnt live in a pikey ghetto, his kids were called Peter and Paul, wooo, imagination there then !

My name is Mark, i am named after a type of smudge or stain !

Middle name is Darren though, so glad my mum changed her mind on that being the first name, my father in law takes the p1ss out of that, its kind of a slight dig at my background I think, not that I have anythign to be ashamed of, far from it, his initials are PNS, wouldnt want that !

 

I'm no physic, but I can see 5 kids getting bullied because their parent's thought it would be a great idea to name them weird names.

 

Prosper short for Prospero? (as in "The Tempest")

 

yes, well spotted, but he is christened Prosper


Swiss -- we do know Harry Enfield, his children are Archie Poppy and Nell btw

in fact Nell was born on the exact same day as Gala in the same hospital - St Mary's Paddington

 

Case closed & Poppy is a dog's name

 

Aha! Are we going to get your favourite subject of you living in Notting Hill?

I'm not going to have a dig at your kid's names, you seem very comfortable with them so I'm sure they will be as well.

 

When in the Navy we had a few nicknames, one of mine being 'Doc' as my initials are GP. Another guy was call Brian John - BJ - or Blow Job to his mates.

 

My daughters' middle name is Alesi and if we have a son Ayrton is going in there somewhere

Moon Unit Zapper is a cool name

 

Let's hope Maximus can fight, cos you can sure bet someone is going to come up to him and say "so, you think you are a gladiator then...." *thump* *whack* etc...

 

Perhaps in your school playground, these days the kids will think he's named after a transformer - no hang on that was in my playgrould

No hang on that was optimus, lol oh forget it

 

I think you call that a brain dump, thanks for sharing

 

PMSL laughing at this thread. If it's a wind up it's very funny; if it's all true then it's hysterical.

Moon Unit Zappa and Dweeble Zappa were good ones all right, as was Zowie Bowie (who now uses the exciting name of Duncan, having tried Joey or Joe from the age of 12 in response to constantly being battered verbally and physically in school), but then their parents had the great excuse of being out of their boxes on pharmaceuticals at the time...

 

Well as I am sure many of you already now my kids are named....


...Phoenix and Edon.

 

Crikey, makes my kids names sound very ordinary. I like them though and so do they, I think

Christopher and Alexandra

 

Now all we need is a pic of their mum with her jugs out !!

 

considering the way this threads going thats a brave shout Trout


actually we had Eden for Orlando (along with Hector and Homer -- until people said their was a cartoon character called Homer)

also for Gala we had Daphne -- but kept it in her middle name, she is Gala Daphne Clemency

 

I was coming out in support of you