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Aug 17, 2010 | 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Lee247

And you are perfect and very attractive, yes

Perfect - far from it

However I have some standards

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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983

I'm neither fat or at all resembling anything that waddles! Lol

Good
Assuming your female then you get to go in the good pile

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Aug 17, 2010 | 11:28 AM

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[QUOTE=urban;9551437]

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Originally Posted by Lee247

And you are perfect and very attractive, yes

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Perfect - far from it

However I have some standards

Good
Assuming your female then you get to go in the good pile

I am female.

Aug 17, 2010 | 12:10 PM

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See us blokes have simple rules.

Waddlers (AKA fatties) go in the with the bad eggs
Normal women go in with the good eggs - bit like ***** wonka's rules really

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Aug 17, 2010 | 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian

Aye, definitely in the (if I were single and you were single - and I had a bottle of rohypnol and a rag) group for me...

Lol. But if one were to have rohypnol and a rag, would it matter if the "receiver" were single or taken?

Aug 17, 2010 | 03:29 PM

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If I were single and you were single....

Who needs rohypnol?

(the fact I look like a little chubby gargoyle - but please do carry on rubbing my ego

!!)

Aug 17, 2010 | 03:30 PM

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Lol. But if one were to have rohypnol and a rag, would it matter if the "receiver" were single or taken?

I was trying to be gentleman like Chris

Aug 17, 2010 | 06:08 PM

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I was trying to be gentleman like Chris

No need for the rohypnol then.

Several bottles of wine should do the trick.

Aug 17, 2010 | 06:51 PM

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See us blokes have simple rules.

Waddlers (AKA fatties) go in the with the bad eggs
Normal women go in with the good eggs - bit like ***** wonka's rules really

Same as us wimmins. There is nothing more unattractive on a man than a great big pot belly and to be even more repuslive is to have said pot belly hanging over trousers whilst wearing a tight vest yuk, yuk and triple yuk.