How's the Europa League campaign coming on? we haven't got a decent Channel 5 reception round here

 

Definate penalty, what was the goal line official looking at? but we still would've had to score in the 2nd leg anyway

 

How's Torres working out for you?

Apparently Abramovich wants to know how Al Fayed paid £100k for a statue of Michael Jackson, and he had to pay £50,000,000 for one of Torres.

 

Quality!

 

Torres isn't scoring in The Champions League, Carol won't be scoring in Europe, ever

 

I'll just correct that for you.


Do you think we've counted all of the £50,000,000 yet?

You're lot appear to be seeing the light when it comes to 'Nando!

Seriously, who chooses these players?? Hell I could see a mile off Torres would be a bad buy, he was not even worth 30m let alone 50. He has done nothing special for YEARS. 50 Million...!!!!

Apart from missing a sitter from 6 yards, giving the ball away on numerous occasions and 2 embarrassing dives I guess you could say torres played ok last night.

Some things in life are just wrong, Torres in a Chelsea shirt is one them.

And finally, the piece de resistance;


Alas ,I fear we've bought the new Robert Fleck.......



Robert Fleck! **** I knew things were bad but Jesus wept![I]


For those who don't know who Robert fleck is, here is a photo. If you have small children send them away now.

 

For your entertainment Flightman

His armband lied he was no red Torres, Torres......He left the Kop to join The Shed Torres, Torres......In their back he plunged his knife......I hope John Terry s*ags his wife......
Fernando Torres Ashleys bit on the side......

 

Been away for a few days

Glad to see things nice and normal here while I was gone

 

We didn't miss you

 

Torres did. He misses everything.

 

Run along now

 

LOL FM

Didnt miss you either Paul

 

Looks like Roman is not a happy chappy!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...rres-flop.html

 

lol

he might get half his cash back if hes lucky

 

I know you're very excited, but this is the Man U thread

 

The first of two big games this week tonight, cant cal it, I dont think it will be as easy as some pundits are saying, although I am a lot more confident of Saturdays game.


Considering how poorly we have played during a lot of the season, who'd have thought we'd be here come April, pretty astonishing really. Credit must go to Fergie, when everyone else has been falling apart he has kept the boys focused.

 

There was a Chelsea thread, but it's been dead for months now.


Excitements great isn't it? Do you get excited when Torres scores?

Oh hold on.

 

I thought we were going to lose the first leg. Still worried about tonights game.....

 

It could go either way. I reckon whoever scores first tonight progresses.

 

I won't be happy unless we score a second

Squeaky bum time

 

Happy now? I am!

 

 

It was like playing arsenal in the 2009 semi 2nd leg, an absolute cruise.

4 semi in 5 years, can't grumble

 

Maybe one year you'll get a full erection

 

 

ROFLMAO

 

PMSL

 

I never thought it'd be that easy!

They could have gone down to 9 men too!

I'm so chuffed, Giggs certainly ruled the game.

 

Well done Man Utd, played well.

Torres - well what can I say, £50million and dropped at half time - bargin

 

You gotta wonder at that decision to play Torres ahead of Drogba in a game like that. Made a difference as soon as he came on. I wonder what odds you could have got when Torres first joined for him not getting a goal all season

Giggs was excellent in midfield. As, to be fair, was Carrick. But MOTM for me was Rooney. Some of those raking crossfield passes were like Scholes at his best and his general distribution was awesome. Looked like he was finally back with us.